By: Candie K.

Disclaimer: I don't own Jar Jar. Thank god!

Author Note: I want to point out that I am dissing Jar Jar. So if you like if I am so so sorry. (Remember its Humor!) And I am sorry again that I keep changing my name. I wrote this poem with my dad. His email is

I took Jar Jar to a baseball game,

He thought it was so lame;

He tried to catch a foul ball,

I ended up making a doctor call;

Jar Jar choked on a hotdog bun,

He thought someone had a gun;

Jar Jar thought he could play pro,

But all the fans said no;

Jar Jar was so sad,

But everyone else was so glad.