Temple of Darkness

Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia.

Warnings: Making a mockery of the way-too-noble TOS characters. First ever TOS fic. Also…I barely remember The Temple of Darkness—I'm fighting Origin (again) here! It's been a while…

"Say what?"

"I am not going in with you!" The cherry-haired Chosen shouted indignantly as he cowered behind Sheena.

"Why the hell not?" Lloyd shouted right back.

"Because it's dark, and clammy, and creepy, and just…scary!" He whimpered pathetically at the impending blackness emanating from the Temple's entrance. "It's freaking pitch black in there…"

The party stared at him incredulously.

"What! So I'm scared of the dark—lots of people are!"

"Yes, but you're the Chosen." Raine attempted to coax the whimpering lecher.

"So? I'll bet Colette is scared of things like that too!" He pointed towards the other—much more shier and less noisy—Chosen. "I'll bet when the oracle first came, she was freaked out too!"

"Actually, I was kind of excited. I would be able to save the world, and bring peace to all the little animals. (insert frighteningly happy music and backgrounds here).

"…okay, that's even scarier that darkness."

"If she keeps doing that, will you go in?"

"…maybe."

Meanwhile, Colette was in her own world.

"Colette, I completely agree! These wretched humans may be cleansed of their sins and bring joy and happiness to all of mankind." Pink sparkles surrounded Regal's head and he randomly began flexing his muscles.

"Quit saying gay things, Regal."

"But Presea…!"

"You are not gay—stop being the replica of an anime character in the game world and be sane."

"Alright…"

Zelos idly stared at the disturbing display of cheeriness, still clinging to Sheena's low-cut robe. Ooh, low-cut—something for Zelos to…

"HANDS OFF PERVERT!" Sheena backhanded him, hard.

"Aah…wait, I'm gonna …!"

"…you just bitchslapped Zelos off a cliff."

"I did, didn't I?"

"You could've killed him!" Genis gaped at the ninja.

"Mm. Pity. Shall we go in?" She gave her well-manicured nails a once-over, and pointed towards the foreboding Temple.

"Ugh…women…"

We: Do you know how insanely hard it was to find a good yaoi pairing for TOS? I went through all these funkay pairings and finally settled on YuanxKratos and ZelosxKratos (because Kratos is sexy)...and it's insanely creepy how there's KratosxLloyd. I mean, I can understand sibling incest, but... O.o

One: Quit taking up my speech, bitch.