Just to Certain Extent

30 Kisses Theme: 1. 'Look Over Here'

Pairing: MaesxRoy

Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me

Notes: I should be finishin my homework by now, but nooo I just HAD to update this. –curses you all-

Summary: Maes may be a nutjob, but he's a damn well talented nutjob.

"Hawkeye do I have any more-

"Roy! -"

"MAES! PLEASE SHUT UP AND LET ME WORK!" Roy hollered at the cowering man, attempting to become one with the wall.

"But you looked so down that I thought a beautiful picture of Gracia would help! Oh? Not Gracia? Then how about my darling daughter Elysia?.! She's so cute I could just…"

Eyeing the obsessive man cautiously, Riza questioned, "Would you like some help, sir?"

"Even paperwork is better than this…" He groaned as he slumped onto the overloaded desk, causing it to finally give way and capsize. "Shit…there goes my raise."

"And any chances for a promotion within the next…5 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 17 hours, and 15.6 minutes."

"Thank you for the update, Riza. I'll be sure to look into it."

"Ooh, Roy isn't getting a promotion anytime soon? C'mon! Stop stalling, make a name for yourself. Boy, you better put that pen to paper and charm your way out. If you talk it, better walk it, better back your shit up" Maes sang as he danced his own ritualistic Roy-get-a-promotion-dance.

"Singing isn't going to help me, Maes."

"Make us it, make us hip, make us scene" Maes completely ignored him.

"MAES! LOOK OVERE HERE—AT ME!"

Maes' grin suddenly turned sinister as he gave him a calculating smirk. "Now you know how I feel, Roy."

"What-?" His sentence was cut short as Maes lightly pecked the other on his nose.

"Take it a day at a time, Roy." He gave a casual wave, only stopping to attempt to shove all his love on Fuery's overworked—and rather overcrowded—arms.

"Sir?" Riza gave him the same wary glance as Maes.

"…where's Fullmetal when you need him…?"

One: I love pre-ordering things.

We: Although it took 17 days to arrive...

Currently watching: Life on the Murder Scene
Current mood: Pretty damn calm, actually