†Hellish Scones and going to Cheesecake Heaven†

This is a story of courage and bravery. Tragedy and loss. The power of faith and family. This is a story of cheesecake. And scones. Oh yeah, and bento boxes. Y'know; why not add in some ramen too? I mean they must feel lonely...

This story is fictional, we don't own any of the characters, unless you count Alucard being chained up down there…mwahahha…and Jade and Naomi are ours. This story was written for FUN and is supposed to be weird and funny. Everyone must just love scones.

I hereby dedicate this book to Rhia and me, plus Kouta Hirano and Billie Joe and Yasushi Ishii and... the people who invented cheesecake, and to Tony Blair and the Pope and Japan and England and the Tower of London and the nice people who work at The Cheesecake Factory. Oh, and to scones worldwide. We're with ya all the way.