A Funny Thought

I had a funny thought, a really funny one. Well, maybe not so funny. It was about the Captain and Chakotay. What if they had gotten married? Hah! B'Ellana would punch me if she knew what I was thinking. I wonder what the Captain would look like in a wedding dress. She'd be covered in frilly white lace and have a veil. Her dress would be big and puffy. Here comes the bride, all fat and wide! Ouch! It hurts just to imagine B'Ellana socking me. And if they do get married, I know what I'll say, It's about time.