Title: Attack of the Fangirls!
Date Written: 10/20/05
Rating: K+
Word Count: 490
Characters/Pairings: Kazahaya/Rikuo
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None, but makes a reference to chapter three.
Disclaimer: Not mine, belongs to CLAMP (such pretty men)
Notes: In CLAMP South Side (artbook), Rikuo has dark green eyes and Kazahaya has lighter green eyes. Those are the colors I'm going with.

Kazahaya Kudo grumbled under his breath as he stocked the shelves of Green Drugstore. They were back, those namby-pamby high school girls that fall all over... him. Rikuo Himura.

"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I can find the aspirin?"

"Oh, pardon me, mister, but can you tell me where the make-up is?"

"Sorry to bother you again, but can you get that bottle off the top shelf for me?"

And then when he was out of earshot, the entire group would go fangirl.

"Kyaa! He spoke to me!"

"Oh, I'm so totally jealous!"

"He touched my hand! I'm not going to wash that spot ever again!"

Gods, Kazahaya thought to himself. He's just a guy, for crying out loud. Not to mention he has the most annoying personality. He's a total and complete asshole.

Grass green eyes slid over to glare at the dark-haired man. Rikuo was currently running a blade cutter down the seams of a cardboard box, opening it so he could stock the shelves as well.

Okay, so maybe he does have a nice body, but-

Kazahaya shook his head. Where he hell did that come from? I definitely need to get out more.

The blonde focused on the task at hand, but found that he couldn't take his gaze off of his roommate. He began noticing little nuances in Rikuo's features and behaviors: The way his short dark hair feathered against the back of his pale neck, the sharp planes of his face oddly highlighted in the fluorescent light, and even the smooth motion as he bent and stood as he stocked shelves mesmerized the slender teen.

"What's your problem?"

Kazahaya blinked to find Rikuo smirking at him. "What, you like what you see?"

The blonde turned bright red, glaring at his coworker. "Stop being stupid," he insisted, turning back towards his own racks.

Light green eyes widened as a strong arm encompassed his waist, pulling him back and pushing him up against another aisle of shelves. Kazahaya stared up in shock at Rikuo, as the taller teen gripped shelves on either side of his body. "First you climb into my bed, now you can't keep your eyes off me at work. You really are a wild man," he teased, that stupid smirk widening on his face and turning just a little sexy, causing Kazahaya's blush to deepen.

It didn't help matters that the blonde could faintly hear fangirling at the end of the aisle:

"Oh my God!"

"Look, they're so hot together!"

"Kyaa!"

"Damn, I've got a fantasy for tonight!"

Rikuo pushed away from the shelf, turning back to restock shelves, a smug look on his face.

Kazahaya threw a dust rag at Rikuo's head. "Bastard."

"Um... sir? Can you tell me where the makeup is?" a high school girl asked Kazahaya, her friend standing behind her, both of them blushing.

Kazahaya sighed. Fuck. Now they're gonna be fawning over me, too. Asshole.
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