|Grandpa's Version of Inuyasha
Author: The Violent Tomboy PM
One shot. An old man with memory problems attempts to tell the story of Inuyasha to his granddaughter, who has no problem with correcting, screaming, or cursing at him whenever he's wrong. Warning: foul mouth and an extremely butchered version of IY.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 04-03-06 - Status: Complete - id: 2874690
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"Once upon a time, there was this guy named Inuyasha, who was half human and half cat demon."
"Don't you mean half dog demon?"
"Oh yes. Anyway, one day, a girl named Winry Rockbell fell down a well."
"No, Kagome Higurashi fell down the well. Winry Rockbell is a character from Fullmetal Alchemist."
"That's what I said. Then she found Inuyasha making out with his undead girlfriend."
"EW! That only happens in really badly written fanfiction! Besides, Kikyo wasn't resurrected yet! Kagome found Inuyasha pinned to a tree!"
"Yes, and she freed him because she was attacked by a chimera…"
"No you idiot! It was a centipede demon!"
"…but not before it ripped the Philosopher's Stone out of her body."
"It ripped the Shikon no Tama out of her body! Why are you constantly getting stuff mixed up with things from Fullmetal Alchemist?"
"Next, Inuyasha the half mouse demon killed the chimera…"
"WHAT THE FUCK! How the hell did you get him mixed up with a mouse? He's a dog! And I said it was a demon, not a chimera!"
"…and after he killed it he told Winry she smelled good."
"STUPID! It's KAGOME! And he tried to kill her! He doesn't say that until later on in the series!"
"Yes, and he would have killed her if Keade hadn't stopped him with her awesome alchemic abilities."
"WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY ADDING STUFF FROM FMA? Keade is a priestess, not an alchemist! She put a charmed rosary around his neck!"
"Afterwards, they figured out that Winry was the reincarnation of Rose Thomas."
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT! Kagome is the reincarnation of Kikyo!"
"Awhile afterwards, Winry…"
"…accidentally shattered the Philosopher's Stone."
"IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE FMA REFERENCES, I'LL KILL YOU!"
"So she and the half chicken demon…"
"Chicken? CHICKEN? DOG! DOG! DOG!"
"…had to go out and gather the pieces. Along the way they got traveling companions name Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Mae Hughes, and Alex Louis Armstrong."
"WHAT IT WRONG WITH YOU AND FMA! They were Shippo, Sango, Miroku, and Kirara!"
"Later on, someone attempted to bring Rose back to life…"
"IT WAS KIKYO, GOD DAMMIT!"
"…but since it was against the laws of alchemy, the person who tried to resurrect her lost her body and Rose came out as a Homunculus."
"STOP IT WITH THE FMA STUFF NOW!"
"Soon, the group met the villain, whose name was Scar, and he was obsessed with stealing the world supply of bubblegum for himself."
"Scar is NOT a bad guy! It's Naraku! And where the hell did you get the idea for bubblegum?"
"I have some in my pocket now. Want one?"
"Sure. You know gramps, you suck at telling stories."
"Well, see you later."
And with that the old man returned to his newspaper as his granddaughter went off.