The Most Improbable Solution to the SGC's Current Problem in Six Pages or Less.

Chapter 3

About ten minutes later, Landry and Teal'c headed back to the "Big, Large Empty Room" on Level 24.

Laura spotted them and ran into the room she was guarding. There were kissing noises coming from the three smaller rooms. "GENERAL LANDRY'S HERE," shouted at the rooms.

Landry opened the door and he and Teal'c walked in. "Where is everyone?" he asked her.

"Um, they're…um, well you see, the thing is, uh…"

The three doors opened simultaneously and out walked three disheveled couples. Neither Jack nor Daniel had anything to fear from Landry, for their girlfriend's weren't serving in the same command as they were. However, Cameron had a lot to fear, for even though Carolyn Lam wasn't in the same command structure as he was, she was the General's daughter. Cameron stood at attention and prayed to God that he wasn't reassigned somewhere like Antarctica.

"Colonel Mitchell," Landry's low voice was scary as hell, "my office."

"He asked me to marry him, Dad." Carolyn had never been afraid to speak up as a child. She showed Landry her left hand. "And I said yes."

Landry looked halfway between a hissyfit and a kanipshit, but he just nodded and left the room.

Teal'c looked to Sam, who was fingering her left hand nervously. He raised his eyebrow questioningly, so she showed him the engagement ring on her hand. Then he looked to Daniel and Vala, who were still making out. Teal'c noticed the engagement ring on Vala's hand as well. Smiling he left the room.

He fingered the ring box he kept in his right pocket. He headed to the science lab on level 26. There, a female scientist named Jennifer Byers, whom he had been dating for a year and a half, was about to receive an early birthday present.

THE END.

There, you go. And it was actually done in five pages. Just for your information: the references I made to the fictional 'Fifteenth', 'Paul', and 'Jake' are actually references to the replicator 'Fifth,' 'Pete' and 'Jack.'

So how did you like it?