The Most Improbable Solution to Atlantis' Problem in Six Pages or Less

Chapter 3 version 2.0 For Shweir (Sparky) shippers

John and Ronan glanced at the two rooms that conviently branched off the science lab. They were grinning.

"Go, me and Rodney will stand watch." Crystal's smile was encouraging.

John and Elizabeth went into one room while Ronan and Teyla went into the other.

Rodney looked to Crystal. "You want to help me conduct scientific experiments?"

"Sure."

For the next ten minutes they conducted an experiment on the strange jellyfish like creatures that lived in the waters outside Atlantis. But they were interrupted by Radek entering the room.

"Where did everyone else go?"

"Um…hehe…The thing is…" Crystal was cut off by loud kissing noises coming from the other two rooms.

"Well it is about time. Tell me, who has paired up with who?"

"Sheppard with Elizabeth and Ronan with Teyla," Rodney answered.

"You have got to be kidding me. Sheppard and Weir?""

"Mmm-hmm. Now please leave, we're conducting important scientific experiments here." Radek left, unhappily.

Crystal looked to Rodney. "You know, you don't have to be so mean to him."

Rodney looked up. "It's just what I do. I'm mean to everyone. It means I like them," he practically snapped at her.

"So you like me?"

"Huh. I, I, I, I…I didn't say that." He blushed violently.

"It's okay if you do, cause I like you too."

His blush worsened. He tried to concentrate on his work, but kept sneaking side glances at Crystal. He took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and did something he had never been real good at.

Five minutes later, Carson walked in, saw Rodney and Crystal making out, and promptly walked out, planning to smack his head with a bed pan repeatedly until he forgot that he ever saw it.

THE END.

Taa-daa. I know I turned Crystal into a bit of a Mary Sue at the end there, but I couldn't help it. I mean, I couldn't very well give it a BecKay ending. This fic was strictly non-slash. So tell me how you like it, or hate it. I love all reviews, good and bad.