Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the toothbrush, Reno's last name and my muses.

A/N: Final Chapter... This is the longest and most popular thing I ever wrote... scary that it started out with me being bored in the middle of class.

Warnings: same as first and second chapter.

Challenge: Hairbrush, Sephiroth screaming and running away. Fangirl (Shadow) from Fayted Eclipse.

"What in the hell is that?" Sephiroth asks, pointing to the hairbrush lying in the middle of his desk. Reno, who's lounging on the couch nearby because he's hiding from Elena, raises an eyebrow.

"I believe it's a hairbrush." Reno says, sauntering over to look at it. Sephiroth glares at him.

"I know it's a hairbrush, but where did it come from?" He demands, poking it with his pen. Reno shrugs.

"I don't know do I look like a hairbrush?" Reno asks, Sephiroth looks at him. "Don't answer that." He growls as a very strange noise comes from the corner of the room. They both turn slowly to find a dark haired girl hiding in the corner, watching them like a hawk. The two exchange looks, blink and then look back at the girl as if to confirm she's really there.

"SURRENDER YOUR PANTS!" She suddenly shouts out, pointing at Sephiroth. There is a pause as they stare incredulously at her. They blink.

"FANGIRL!" Reno screams, pointing back at her. "RUN FOR YOUR PANTS! AND BOXERS! AND HAIR!" With that they run for the one place no fangirl will go, Palmer's office.

TBC

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