AN: Well I'm finally back to this one. Hope you like the update, and sorry about the wait. I just got caught up with my other fics. I'll try not to do this again, but no promises. Oh, and my Beta for this fic, GunnerRyu, was unable to look this over do to not having his computer for a while, so this has not been betaed.

YOUMA SLAYER

CHAPTER THREE

OF SCHOOLS AND BATTLES

Ranma's POV

Well I had arrived at my bane of existence, my school when Kuno shouted "Hark ye foul sorcerer! How dare you make the pig tailed girl fight the demons that YOU are supposed to! Ones you no doubt conjured up your self!"

Sighing, I reached into my bag. It was time I finally pulled the wool off his eyes. Or at least tried. I was sick of this, and he was no longer a worthy challenge. "Kuno," I said pulling out a thermos of water "there is no 'pig tailed girl, there is only me." I said pouring the cold water over my self.

As I changed into a girl in front of him, he froze. He then started stuttering. After his few brain cells got back from the vacation they went on he exclaimed "How DARE you Saotome! Your unholy need for the pig tailed girl caused you to absorb her body and soul! I will kill you for this unholy travesty!" he yelled, raising his bodakan on high and charging me.

"Oh for the love of…" I said as he closed in, "Moko Takabisha Quadruple!" I then yelled, sending off two Moko Takabisha Doubles in a row.

After Kuno was embedded in a wall unconscious, I herd Nabiki Scream "SAOTOME!"

I winced. "Yes Nabiki?" I asked.

"Do you have any idea what you've cost me? Not only do I not get to sell pictures of you to him any more, but do you know the odds I but on you PURPOSELY showing him you change into a girl!" she shouted in my face.

I sighed "My new job should more then make up for it Nabs. Besides, it had to be done some day, I just chose today." I said walking by her. I was in so much trouble with her already, that I just decided to go to class. As the bell rung, I cursed. Not even enough time to go to the bathroom to change, and I forgot to pack any hot water. "Damn it." I said going to my classroom.

It was the class right after lunch, Miss Hinako's class, when my cell phone rang. As I looked at her she said "Yes Ranma, all your teachers have been briefed. I'll get Akane to take your homework home with her and a summery of what you missed." She said. For once I was glad that she sucked some poor sap Chi up. If she had been in her child form, who knows what she would have done.

"Thanks Sensei." I said jumping out the window to answer my phone. The dispatcher said that the Youma were attacking a mall in central Juban. As I put my phone away and ran through the school yard, I was digging out my male jumper, when the sprinklers decided that now was the perfect time to go off.

"I really don't need this shit!" I yelled putting the male version away and pulling out the female one. As I changed on the run across the rooftops I was cursing the gardening staff of my school.

Setsuna's POV

Well after programming another search in to the Time Gates, I went to my 'Normal' job, being the guidance councilor at Juban High. I actually do enjoy doing it. Helping kids with their problems seems to make mine go away for a time.

Well some time after lunch it happened. Another Youma attack. I called the girls to my office and we then snuck out ready to destroy some Youma.

As we got to the mall I saw that Haruka, Michiru and Hotaru were already there and we saw what we were facing. "Oh shit!" we said as one. There had to be close to fifty of the things! And they were strong ones too. Sighing, I went to work. There are times when I hate doing this.

Ranma's POV

I arrived at the mall at about the same time as the others. Shampoo was leading Ryoga. "Where's Mousse?" I asked.

"He's getting that corrective surgery today." Ryoga told me. "You going to show up at all these fights as a girl?" He then asked.

"Not if I can help it." Hearing the sounds of the battle inside escalating, I said "Well let's help them out."

As we entered the mall we saw a war zone. There must be around thirty of the things, and judging from the dust, there were once a lot more. Seeing how tired the girls looked I sighed. I was going to have to make this quick. There were too many of them to fight one on one, and if we could keep them bunched up like this, I could take most of them out in one blow, if not all of them. The only problem was, it would destroy the mall. I smiled then. 'Not my problem. I let the JDF deal with it. My problem is these Youma and keeping every one alive." I thought.

"Ryoga, Shampoo!" I yelled. "Get over to them and spread the word to just keep them bunched up! I'll take care of the rest!" I shouted over the sounds of battle.

Ryoga looked at me for a moment, then gasped. Now he may not be the brightest tool in the shed, and to be perfectly honest neither am I, but when it came to fighting, we both were geniuses. "You're going to do THAT in HERE!" he yelled at me.

"We don't have the time!" I yelled back. "Look at them! They're on they're last legs! We need to end this fast, and the Hiryu Shoten Ha can take out most, if not all of these things!"

He looked at the girls and said "Ugh, fine, you're right. But YOU'RE explaining this one to the JDF, not me!" he yelled, rushing into the group, followed by Shampoo.

Setsuna's POV

I was relived when Ranma's group showed up, till they started yelling at each other. What were they arguing about? We were in trouble here! After the momentary argument, Ryoga and Shampoo ran forward, while Ranma hung back. Maybe they had a plan? That's what the yelling was about? After I dead screamed a group of three, Shampoo ran up to me and said "Ranma wants all bad monsters together! Ranma take care of them then!" she shouted to me and then continued to Ami, and then to whomever she could get next. I didn't see.

After we all got the message, we started herding the monsters in to a tight group. "What's Ranma doing? She's just circling us!" Ami yelled from her position next to me.

"I don't know!" I shouted. Something was tickling the back of my memory, but it wouldn't come to me.

As soon as Ranma shouted "All right uglys! Let's see how you like the Dragon!" I whispered with feeling

"OH SHIT!" then shouting "Girls RUN! Get out of the mall!" and following Ryoga and Shampoo, I took my own advice.

As we got out of the mall I saw the Ki born tornado rip the mall in to pieces. "She calls that a Dragon? Looks more like a tornado to me." Minako said with awe in her voice.

Ami was busy typing on her computer and with out looking up she said, "It's made of bio-energy! An entire tornado made of bio-energy! How does she do it! I must know!" She said, entirely too enthusiastic on the last part.

After the tornado died down and the mall started fall in on it's self, Ranma walked out of the ruins of the mall and asked "Well do you just want to come over for dinner now? I'm sure Kasumi wouldn't mind."

"What?" Makoto yelled.

"Kasumi, one of the people Ranma's staying with, invited us all to dinner tonight, and I excepted for the lot of us." I said with a small trace of embarrassment.

"Oh, ok! Let's just go there now!" Usagi said. "Is she a good cook?" She then asked.

Ranma laughed. "She's the best! Come on, I show you the way. Ryoga, Shampoo, want to come too?" he then asked.

"Yes!" Shampoo yelled.

Sighing Ryoga said "If someone will lead me there." He said holding out his hand, which Shampoo took. And off we went, following Ranma.

AN: Next chapter, Dinner with the Senshi! Should be fun.