When You Assume, You Make an Ass Out of You and Me
A Troyella, Chaylor, Rylsi, and Zekpay Story.
One-shot, story, you choose. But it will center around ALL couples.

Summary: A little survey can tell you everything you need to know about a person.

Chapter 1: Rylsi

"Okay, everyone, the school has a quiz for each person to take. Well, it's more like a survey. There are multiple ones on a paper, and you must fill out only one. So I will pass back the papers and you give one to each student. I want you to write in what you feel, not what your friends feel. This will be all for the period. When you are done, turn the paper into me and you may speak to your fellow classmates as long as you are quiet and respect everyone who is still working on their survey," Ms. Aldrich said. It was math, and everyone was grateful for this survey. There were whispers going around the classroom, as usual. Sharpay was talking to some girls about the ring Zeke gave her, for agreeing to be his girlfriend and they kept looking at him and giggling. Zeke, on the other hand, was writing down ingredients on his recipe book and stole a glance at Sharpay every now and then. When he got her attention, he'd smile and blow her a kiss. She'd blow him a kiss back, and her other friends would just giggle. Meanwhile, Chad was writing on a piece of paper and gave it to Taylor. Kelsi looked at it and saw the words 'make out', and she just shuddered the thought out of her mind. Ever since the after party, they'd do nothing but be together and make out. Mainly because Chad was Taylor's first kiss, and surprisingly, Taylor was Chad's first official girlfriend and his crush since the 3rd grade, when Taylor developed a crush on him. Now that Troy was dating Gabriela, Chad finally plucked up the courage to ask Taylor out knowing that no one can put him down. Taylor was surprised that he finally asked her out and she even told Gabriella, who had known about her secret crush (think back during the movie). Troy, as usual, was tearing out tiny pieces of paper from his notebook and wrote some really small words. He crumbled it into a ball and threw it to Gabriela. She'd read it, flip it over, and write words back to him. Then she'd throw it and it'd begin again. They'd write 'I love you more' s on there and it made everyone give them a weird stare. I mean, that's just a silly kind of love. You know you love each other the same but frankly, it gets annoying. Especially since the 'Fairy Tale' couple hadn't even shared their first kiss. I mean, if you're going to say you love someone, kiss them at least once before. That's why most people considerd the 'Fairy Tale' couple as very, well, odd. Kelsi was just looking around at everyone, as was Ryan.
"Okay class, here's the papers. I suggest you use a #2 pencil so your work is written diligently and you won't have 'scribbles' all over your paper. Begin." Everyone in the class had their paper and started to fill in the survey.

Kelsi's POV:

Name: Kelsi Theresa Cecilia Haddock Neilson
Date: April 16th, 2006. Happy Easter Everyone:)
Age: I'm 16 years old! WOOH!
Gender: I Feel Like A Woman. JP I am a Woman
Sexual Orientation: I'm straight. I like only guys.
Relationship Status: I'm single. I thought I liked this one guy but he was just sweet, not date worthy.
Dream Job: I want to be a writer. A playwriter or a screenwriter. Or just a writer for books.
Or then I want to write for the New York Times. That'd be fun. Any kind of writer.
Or, I want to be a musician. Or, I want to act or sing. Or both. Little secret of mine.
Birth Date: November 22, 1989, same day as St. Cecilia, Patron Saint of Music
Age you act: I act about 21. I'm mature, yet not too mature.
Age you wish you were: 5, those were the good ol' days.
Height: 5'3, I'm petite
Eye Color: Poopy-Brown
Happy with it: No, I wish they were green.
Hair color: Light brown
Happy with it: Sometimes, but sometimes I wish it were blonde
Left, Right, or Ambidextrous: Ambidextrous lefty and righty
Living Arrangement: A big house. My daddy's rich.
Family: A dad, twin brother (he was born 11:58 pm on Nov. 21
& I was born 12:02 pm on Nov. 22), and two dogs, Shi Tzu's.
My brother made the cutoff date for school, so he started a whole year
before me. Just by 4 minutes.
Job: I work as a waitress at Benihana's. My dad owns the place.
I wanted a job so he offered a waitressing. Btw, I'm 1/4Japanese.
Just a fun fact for 'ya. 1/4 Japanese 1/4 Filipina, 1/2 Irish.
Piercings: 4, two on my ears, one on my cartilage (top of ear),
and a recent very very tiny stud on my nose.
Tattoos: No.
Obsessions: Musicals, writing, fanfictions (lol), the bible
Do you speak another language: I'm fluent in Japanese, Irish,
German, Spanish, English (Duh!), Chinese, Russian, French
Italian, Greek, Portugese, Hawaiian, Hebrew, Arabian, African (all),
Tagalog, Brazilian, Swedish, Bulgarian, Irish, and POlish
Have a favorite quote: Too Many.
Do you have a website: A myspace and an xanga.

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it:

Do you live in the moment: I do. When the moment comes, that is.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: Sometimes.
Do you have any secrets: None that I can share with you. So yes.
Do you hate yourself: No, I don't hate myself.
Do you like your handwriting: I don't like it personally, but everyone
tells me it's very neat. They say it looks like it was written
on the computer, just italicized. (lol)
Do you have any bad habits: Yes. Everyone does.
What is the compliment you get most from people: My writing
is very good, my hair looks nice when it's down, and I have great skin
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called:
Give Me Paper, a Pencil, and My Mind and I'm Happy.
the mind part meaning that people take my
ideas or take credit for them. And also
people don't let me speak my mind.
What's your biggest fear: Letting people see the real me
Can you sing: Not trying to be concieted, but yes. I just don't sing
in front of people. I'm afraid of what they will say.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool:
No. I don't look cool ever so that's not a possibility.
Are you a loner:
No, I used to follow Sharpay during lunch but I'm over it. I have new friends.
Real friends.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: Yes.
Are you a daredevil: No. I wish I was though.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: I hate that I'm Self-concious.
Are you passive or aggressive: Passive...whatever that is.
Have you got a : A What? GOODNESS! Now I Feel agressivve
What is your greatest strength and weakness?
Strength- My mind.
Weakness- Mother's Day. I miss her.
If you could change one thing about yourself: I wish I had more
confidence in myself
There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity,
which one do you choose:
Love.
How do you vent: Huh? OOH! I know this. It was in a play once.
I write. Or sing.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: HAH! NO.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: I wish
I would have gone to Troy's kindergarten birthday party that I was invited to.
It was the only one I was invited to. The only party. I didn't go because
I was scared of being by myself. Maybe then I would have met Taylor.
Do you think life has been good so far: Yeah.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: Be yourself, no matter what.
What do you like the most about your body: That I'm petite.
And least: That I'm petite. It can be bad sometimes.
Do you think you are good-looking: Everything has it's beauty, just not everyone sees it.
Are you confident: Pshhh Yeah Right!
What is the fictional character you're most like: I'm like...Cinderella.
Do people know how you feel: No. Never.
Are you perceived wrongly: Yes.

DO YOU...
Smoke: Never have, never will.
Do drugs: Same as above. Nope.
Read the newspaper: Yes.
Pray: Yes.
Go to church: Yes.
Talk to strangers who IM you: Nope.
Sleep with stuffed animals: Nope.
Take walks in the rain: All the time...when it rains.
Talk to people even though you hate them: Yes.
Drive: Yes.
Like to drive fast: I love it. Race-car driving is my favorite sport.

HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: Yes.
Hurt yourself: Nope purposely.
Been out of the country: A lot with my dad and brother.
Eaten something that made other people sick: No.
Burped: Yes.
Been unfaithful: No.
Been in love: No. (
Done drugs: No.
Gone skinny dipping: No
Had a surgery: To take out my appendix
Ran away from home: No.
Played strip poker: Nope.
Gotten beaten up: No
Been picked on: Yup.
Been on stage: Yes.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on
a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or
when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the
mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath:
LOL too specific, but no, never drank nor been drunk.
Slept outdoors: Yes.
Thought about suicide: No.
Pulled an all-nighter: Yes.
If yes, what is your record: 24 hours.
Talked on the phone all night: Yes...recently with my new best friend
Sharpay, shocking I know, while my other best friends, Taylor and Gabriella, were
sleeping over...Sharpay couldn't come because she had to leave at 5 in the morning
to go to her mom's house in California.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Yes.
Slept all day: Yes.
Killed someone: No.
Made out with a stranger: I haven't even had a first kiss.
Had sex with a stranger: Still a virgin you fool.
Thought you're going crazy: Yes...when I couldn't find the remote.
Kissed the same sex: No.
Done anything sexual with the same sex: No.
Been betrayed: Yes.
Had a dream that came true: yes.
Broken the law: No.
Last, but not least, do you like someone? If so, what's his/her name:
His name is Ryan Evans.

Kelsi turned in her paper to Ms. Aldrich and sat back down. She looked at Ryan who turned in his paper and she signed.
'He'll never like me back. We're complete opposites.'

Meanwhile...

Ryan's POV:

Name:Ryan Christopher Lucas Graabel Evans
Date: April 16th, 2006. Happy Easter Everyone:)
Age:I'm 16 years old! WOOH!
Gender: It's Raining Men. JP I'm a man.
Sexual Orientation: I'm straight. I like only girls
Relationship Status:I'm single. I thought I liked this one girl but she was just sweet, not date worthy.
Dream Job: I want to be a writer. A playwriter or a screenwriter. Or just a writer for books.
Or then I want to write for the New York Times. That'd be fun. Any kind of writer.
Or, I want to be a musician. Or, I want to act or sing. Or both.
Birth Date: November 22, 1989, same day as St. Cecilia, Patron Saint of Music
Age you act: I act about 21. I'm mature, yet not too mature.
Age you wish you were: 5, those were the good ol' days.
Height: 5'7
Eye Color: Green
Happy with it: No, I wish they were blue.
Hair color: Blonde
Happy with it Sometimes, but sometimes I wish it were light brown.
Left, Right, or Ambidextrous: Ambidextrous (lefty and righty)
Living Arrangement: A big house. My daddy's rich.
Family:A dad, twin, and two dogs, Shi Tzu's.
Job: No. I dont' need one.
Piercings: Nope
Tattoos:No.
Obsessions: Musicals, writing, fanfictions (lol), the bible (shocking, isn't it)
Do you speak another language: I'm fluent in Japanese, Irish,
German, Spanish, English (Duh!), Chinese, Russian, French
Italian, Greek, Portugese, Hawaiian, Hebrew, Arabian, African (all),
Tagalog, Brazilian, Swedish, Bulgarian, Irish, and Polish. (another shocker)
Have a favorite quote:Too Many.
Do you have a website: A myspace and an xanga.

DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it:

Do you live in the moment: I do. When the moment comes, that is.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: Sometimes.
Do you have any secrets: None that I can share with you. So yes.
Do you hate yourself: No, I don't hate myself.
Do you like your handwriting: I don't like it personally, but everyone
tells me it's very neat. They say it looks like it was written
on the computer, just italicized. (lol)
Do you have any bad habits: Yes. Everyone does.
What is the compliment you get most from people: My writing
is very good, my hair looks nice, nice eyes, and I have great skin
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called:
Memoirs of a Shadow:
A Twin Brother's story
What's your biggest fear: Letting people see the real me.
Can you sing: Not trying to be concieted, but yes.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool:
I tried to be Sharpay...but she's a girl so it wasn't working out that well.
Are you a loner:
No, I used to follow Sharpay during lunch but I'm over it. I have new friends.
Real friends.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: Yes.
Are you a daredevil: No. I wish I was though.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself: I hate that I'm Self-concious.
Are you passive or aggressive: Passive...whatever that is.
Have you got a : A What? GOODNESS! Now I Feel agressivve
What is your greatest strength and weakness?
Strength- My mind.
Weakness- Mother's Day. I hate her. She deserves no gifts.
If you could change one thing about yourself: I wish I had more
confidence in myself.
There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity,
which one do you choose:
Love.
How do you vent: Huh? OOH! I know this. It was in a play once.
I write. Or sing.
Do you think you are emotionally strong: HAH! NO.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: I wish
I would have gone to Troy's kindergarten birthday party that I was invited to.
It was the only one I was invited to. The only party. I didn't go because
Sharpay didn't want to go. Maybe then I would have met Chad, Jason, or Zeke,
my good friends now.
Do you think life has been good so far: Yeah.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: Be yourself, no matter what.
What do you like the most about your body: That I'm strong.
And least: That I'm strong. It can be bad sometimes.
Do you think you are good-looking: Everything has it's beauty, just not everyone sees it.
Are you confident: Pshhh Yeah Right!
What is the fictional character you're most like: I'm like...Cinderella in a boy version.
Do people know how you feel: No. Never.
Are you perceived wrongly: Yes.

DO YOU...
Smoke: Never have, never will.
Do drugs: Same as above. Nope.
Read the newspaper: Yes.
Pray: Yes.
Go to church: Yes.
Talk to strangers who IM you: Nope.
Sleep with stuffed animals: Nope.
Take walks in the rain: All the time...when it rains.
Talk to people even though you hate them: Yes.
Drive: Yes.
Like to drive fast: I love it. Race-car driving is my favorite sport.

HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice: Yes.
Hurt yourself: Nope purposely.
Been out of the country: A lot with my dad and sister.
Eaten something that made other people sick: No.
Burped: Yes.
Been unfaithful: No.
Been in love: No. (
Done drugs: No.
Gone skinny dipping: No
Had a surgery: To take out my appendix
Ran away from home: No.
Played strip poker: Nope.
Gotten beaten up: No
Been picked on: Yup.
Been on stage: Yes.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on
a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or
when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the
mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath:
LOL to specific, but no
Slept outdoors: Yes.
Thought about suicide: No.
Pulled an all-nighter: Yes.
If yes, what is your record: 24 hours.
Talked on the phone all night: Nope. I want to though. With a girlfriend of course.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex: Yes.
Slept all day: Yes.
Killed someone: No.
Made out with a stranger: I haven't even gotten a first kiss.
Had sex with a stranger: Still a virgin you fool.
Thought you're going crazy: Yes...when I couldn't find the remote.
Kissed the same sex: No.
Done anything sexual with the same sex: No.
Been betrayed: Yes.
Had a dream that came true: yes.
Broken the law: No.
Last, but not least, do you like someone? If so, what's his/her name:
Her name is Kelsi Neilson.

Ryan turned in his paper to Ms. Aldrich and sat back down. He looked at Kelsi who was writing something down and he signed.
'She'll never like me back. We're complete opposites.'