((AN- I'm sorry for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes. I am one of the worst spellers ever known. If anything really bugs you that you just can't stand it, feel free to tell me so I can try to fix it.))

Warning: This is YAOI. Thus, guys will be doing... Stuff.

P.S.- Don't mind the cheesy jokes. My aunt bought me a kids joke book for my birthday because I like them. Also they don't go along with the story... I just kinda threw them int there because they made me laugh.

Cheesy starter joke

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: Don't bother... He wont come anyway.

Marik groaned clutching his head with one hand while the other holding onto whatever had bumped into him. He had been going down stairs to get something to eat because he was bored and he couldn't get back to sleep. His bladder was actualy the really reason in being awake at such an ungodly hour. He was kind of glad that he descided to empty it in the upstairs bathroom then the downstairs- for obvious reasons.

"... Ow." The thing- or body he was holding onto whinned trying to sit up. The voice seemed formilar but at Marik's froggy state of mind he couldn't put a face to the sound.

Opening his eyes the first thing he saw was a mess of what seemed to be silver hair. Almost emidatly he knew who it was. "Ryou... ?"

The said boy sat up with a start. "M-Marik?"

"Yeah, it's me." The Egyptain boy said straightining up with Ryou still on his lap. "What are you doing here?"

Ryou stiffened and wiggled around in Marik's lap so that now he was facing the other. 'Even in such dim light he still looks good...' Ryou thought and blushed. "I-I... M-Malik invited me over for the night, remember?"

Marik felt as if he could smack himself. Of coarse Malik invited him over, how could he ever forget the comvorsation. His hikari had distincntifuly told him that Ryou was coming over for the night and he wasn't aloud to touch him in any sexual matter. Then slyly added, 'Unless said otherwise.' -Whatever that ment.

Growling low in his throat, he held onto Ryou's hips. 'Stupid hikari.' He thought.

"I can touch whatever I want."

"Uh... Okay."

The sound of Ryou's voice brought him out of his thoughts and back into the present. "... What?"

Ryou giggled and wrapped his arms around Marik's neck. "You said that you could touch whatever you want, and I said Okay."

Marik semi blushed and felt himself get aroused at the other boys gentle touch. The temptation to latch himself onto Ryou and kiss him senseless was getting a little to great for his self-control. 'To close- Ryou's too close-'

"Marik?" Ryou asked shyly.

"Hmm?"

"C-can I sleep with you in your room?" Even though he could hardly see, Marik knew that Ryou was blushing full force.

"Is Malik hogging the bed again?" He asked with a smile. You wouldn't think that with Malik being so small that he'd take up a whole double sized bed, but lesson learned.

He felt kinda... Happy, almost giddy that Ryou asked. As if he himself was longing to ask the Albino to stay with him. Unconciously Marik's grip on Ryou's hips tightened and his thumbs began tracing circles that were dangerously close to a certain body part.

"M-Marik...?" Ryou squeaked.

"Come on Ryou-kun, lets get some sleep." Marik Relunctantly let go of his desired ones hips and eased Ryou off him to stand up.

Mimiking the older Egyptain, Ryou stood up and began walking in the same direction. All the while pouting. He didn't want to leave their little spot on the kitchen floor, he wanted to stay in Marik's lap, but at least he'd be able to sleep in the same bed as the sexy boy infront of him. He silently cursed the darkness for not letting him gander at Marik's lower back region.

"Oof!" Out of no where Ryou's foot hit something causing him to trip and fall forward. He put out his arms as a defense and waited for the impact of the floor to make itself harshly known, but nothing came except for a soft chuckle.

"Jeeze. Walk much?"

Ryou blushed and pushed himself off of Marik giving him a meek- "Shud'up, I'm tired and it's dark."

"So?" Marik countered. "I'm tired too and, though it's still dark, I can see." He teased.

Ryou bristled, blushing lightly. "Well, it's not my fault your inaniment objects like me so much that they try to grab me when I'm not looking. If anything you should be protecting me."

Marik grinned and turned around facing the petite albino boy. "Don't worry my pretty Princess Ryou-chan! I'll save you!"

Before he could respond in anyway, Marik hoisted him over his sholder like a simple sack of potatos and began the long dangerous journey back to Marik's room.

By the end of the so called 'journey' Ryou was in hystarics and had to cover his mouth with his hands to attempt to soften them a bit. They didn't want to wake Malik for fear of what he would do.

"There my pretty Princess," Marik said, laying his bundle down on the bed and climbing up beside him. " I assure you, you are safe from any kind of danger..." -He slyly added, "Out side this room."

"Oh?... But who's going to save you?"

Glancing at the boy beside him out of the corner of his eye, he grinned, "From what? Not even the bravest of men can withstand my Evilness."

"Really now. Then what about a princess?"

"Hu-" Marik didn't get to regester what was said as Ryou latched his mouth onto the other boys.

Ryou (once again) stratled the Egyptains hips with one of his legs, the otherpressed between Marik's, nudging his penis almost instantly to life.

"Mmm." Marik moaned as he mapped out the albino's mouth with his tongue. A certain knee between his legs was doing a damn good job at what it was intended to do.

Eventually they had to break apart, each boy breathing equaly as hard as the other.

"Damn..." Marik breathed, making Ryou grin triumpantly.

Looking down, Ryou playfuly gasped. "Oh no! What's this? It looks as if my Night is in need of some specail healing aid."

Slowly Ryou made his way down Marik's body 'till he was between the other boys legs. "Do you need help, my Night?"

Marik hissed as Ryou ran his hand gentaly over his pajama clad cock and about came as he looked into the tiny boy's brilliant green eyes.

Such innocent and lust almost made it seem impossible for them to be in the same person. Ryou smiled as he slowly slid the restricting material off of Marik's hips freeing his fully hard cock, then yanking them the rest of the way off.

Ryou's eyes shown brightly as he looked over his nights 'trouble.'

"Dear gods, my Night, what shall I do for you?" He asked in a fake accient terring his eyes away so he could give Marik a playful look of panic.

"Maybe if you... Touched it?" Marik answered with an equaly as playful look as Ryou.

Nodding, Ryou gently wraped both of his small hands around the base of his Night's penis, slowly twisting in opposite directions.

"Oh gods..." Marik breathed. It was taking all his self control to not cum on the spot. Ryou's touch was so gentle it was driving him further insane.

"I don't think it's working, my Night. Maybe I should kiss it. Will that make it better?"

The thought of Ryou's mouth around him, licking and sucking, made him moan loudly and nod viguresly.

"Fuck-Ryou!" Marik's back arched off the bed as Ryou kissed his Night's troubles, with a few alterneting details. Instead of a regular kiss, as was planed, Ryou wraped his mouth over the tip of the Egyptains erection and sucked it gently.

Taking his tongue, he ran it up the underside of his Night's penis 'till he hit a certain nerve, making the older boy maon deep within his throat and grip the sheets of the bed with all his strength. Ryou, desciding he liked the affect it had on his Night, licked the same spot again and again.

"Will... Yo-you... Stop hitting... -Same spot!" Marik growled as pre-cum began dripping out of his tip.

Ryou didn't let the little drip of cum go unnoticed though. Bending down he once again took the tip into his mouth except now he sucked harshly, lapping at all of Marik's pre-cum.

"B-but whyyy? He whined. A drop of Marik's cum slid down the side of his mouth. "Making you all moany is fun."

"Ryou..." Marik moaned, unclutching the bed sheets a bit but still holding onto them. In all his life he had never been so hard, it almost boarder-lined painful. He wanted to tell the white hard boy not to tease so much and just get on with it, but his voice failed him when he felt Ryou's lips on his.

"Yes... ?" Ryou asked when he broke the kiss. He ran a finger up and down Marik's thieghs, making him shudder. "Do you want me to continue?"

Marik nodded.

Ryou ran the same finger around the Egyptain's penis. "But you told me to stop..."

It was really out of character for him and it surprised himself as much as it did the albino. "P-please...?"

-He begged. Ryou's eyes widened as he looked at Marik in dibelief.

"What?" He didn't mean to ask, the plea was so unexpected that the question just blurted out of his mouth. Of coarse he wasn't all that surprised when all he rescieved as an answer was a glare.

Grining, he blew on the tip before lightly licking the slit. "Hmm... I wounder..."

Marik was convolsing, taking in deap breaths and letting them out just as fast. He wanted to cum badly, and that being the only thing on his mind he hardly heard Ryou speaking.

"Hey Marik?" The ablino said looking determindly at the older teens cockin front of him.

H-hm-m?" Marik's reply was quiet and stuttery.

"How much do you want to bet that I can deepthroat it?"

"Fucking hell!" He could have sworn that he felt himself grow harder at Ryou's not so innocent bet. "Dammit Ryou! Will you just- Agh!"

Ryou grinned as he wrapping a hand semi-around Marik's erection, pumping it up and down, and leaned up to whisper in his ear. "Do you want me to suck you off, my Night?"

Marik closed his eyes tightly and groaned, making Ryou giggle. "I think I'll take that as a 'yes.'"

He gave a small peck to the others lips and wiggle himself back down between Marik's legs. His hand was still pumping as he wrapped his lips around Marik's arousal slowly making his way towards the base.

'Inch by agonizing inch...' Marik thought as tried surpassing the feeling of wanting to fuck the albino's mouth. He'd never known Ryou to be the one to do something like this but hell if he'd make Ryou stop again.

Ryou was so close to the base but he couldn't take any more in. His mouth was absolutly full -and even some of his throat- that he had to breath through his nose to keep himself concious. But he was still so close... Ryou groaned, irritated that he couldn't get the last bit into his mouth. The vibration sent a jolt into Mark's body and caused him to buck his hips forward making Ryou take the rest of what he wanted.

"Holy shit..." He was getting closer and closer to an orgasm that he no longer had any self control as he gripped the sides of Ryou's head and moved him up and down. "Ang... Suck harder..."

The albino was all to happy to comply as he tighted his lips around his Night's cock and sucked harder.

After what seemed like forever for Marik, he came inside of Ryou's mouth with a low drawn out moan. Ryou gave one last bob and sucked up the remaining cum.

"Was that good, my Night?" He asked when he was finished.

Marik breathed deeply and let it out very slowly. "Ryou... Tha-"

He was interrupted by two sets of clapping that was coming from the door way. Proping himself up on his elbows he looked over and saw none other than Malik and Bakura applauding away.

Cheesy ending joke :

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

A: Go on ahead. I'll meet you at the corner.