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Summary: It’s mating season for our favorite dog-boy. But when Aku runs off and leaves Kiba alone, on a week long mission, with Shino, who else is there for Kiba to Court? Yaoi Unnecessary-Humor ShinoKiba
Warings: Yaoi Unnecessary (and sometimes crude) Humor KibaShinoKiba (AKA they’re fighting over position)
Evie: FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sarah: ignore her
Evie: SEX!
Shino will def. be OOC cuz I don’t really know his personality but yea and Kiba will be a bit OOC cuz really you can have Kiba have any personality and it’ll be his. He, like, friken bipolar man!
Kiba spun around as he landed on the next branch. “Aku! Get back here!”
Shino landed silently beside him.
“I’m ganna go get him,” Kiba muttered and got ready to spring.
“You can’t do that. We can’t go back to the village in till a week is up. You heard sensei,” Shino stated in his ever-famous monotone.
Kiba whirled around and faced him. “If we’re ganna train then I need Aku!” he bared his fangs and leaned toward Shino. “I don’t care what sensei said! And I don’t care if it is mati-” Kiba stopped short and blinked.
Shino was unfazed by Kibas fangs and he stared at him unabashed. “You don’t care if it is what?”
“W-we can’t do this, this week, um, it’s a bad time for me,” Kiba turned away and got ready to leap again.
“You were jumping for joy earlier. ‘A chance to get away.’ As you said,” Shino was curious as to what brought this sudden attitude.
Kiba turned back to Shino and growled in a desperate attempt to get Shino to let him go back to the village.
“And you know what sensei will do to you if you chicken-out,” Shino shoved his hands in his pockets and aloud the smallest hint of a smirk appear on his face.
Kiba knew this was true and dropped down onto the branch and sat, thinking.
This, also, piqued Shinos curiosity.
“Fine but if I start acting weird or seem to be losing myself, please, knock me out or tie me up or something,” Kiba looked up, his eyebrows furrowed, “or else you’ll be sorry. And don’t think I’m threatening you.”
“Uh huh,” Shino turned and continued his way deeper into the forest, pondering what might of brought on these actions from his teammate.
Shino walked up, “is Aku ganna come back?”
“Nope,” Kiba jumped away from Shino and mumbled, ‘It’s his fault I’m like this.’
“Like what,” Shino questioned as he arranged the sticks in a way Kiba would never figure out. “And why isn’t he coming back?”
“It’s mating season,” the dog-lover said and plopped down on the ground.
“It’s what?” Shino looked up relatively surprised.
“Erm . . . well, around this time every year the female dogs go into, erm, heat and yea. . .” Kiba trailed off and looked into the depths of the forest.
“You didn’t answer my first question,” Shino press he walked over to Kiba and crouched in front of him.
Kiba refused to look at Shino or speak.
‘I should have started the fire I can’t see anything.’ Shino mused to himself. He reached out and grabbed Kibas chin, forcing him to look at him. Shino could make out Kibas expression now, seeing how the moon was shining almost directly on the teen. There was a strange glint in his eyes and Shino instantly decided his didn’t like it.
Kiba grinned showing his fangs and pushed backward on Shinos chest making him fall back.
‘Simple move and yet I didn’t, no, couldn’t counter it. Hell, he even did it slowly.’ Shino blinked and got ready to jump up when Kiba pounced on him and pinned him down.
Kiba securely pinned Shinos hands on either side of his head and dipped down lower. “It’s his fault I’m in heat also.” Kibe closed the few inches between their faces and kissed him.
The bugs inside Shino buzzed excitedly waiting for the signal so they could kill.
“You see, me and Aku we have a special, what’s the word, connection. So his feelings transfer over to me and mine to his but in the long run his effect me more then mine effect him,” Kiba kissed the bug-boy again, more needily this time, “that means when its mating season for him. It’s the same for me.” Kiba nipped Shinos lip and the boy gasped.
Shinos eyes widened as Kibas tongue dipped into his mouth.
Shino signaled to his insects and they instantly swarmed the unexpecting boy.
Kiba fell back with a yelp and Shino quickly stood. He watched as Kiba trashed wildly trying to get the bugs off him. Shino called off his insects and they returned to him.
Kiba blinked beadily before falling into the black waves of unconsciousness.
Kiba:unconscious:
Shino:is a chibi: Review please!
Evie: is laughing at the fact that Shino is a chibi: Ch-chibi:is mauled by Shinos bugs:
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