FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination|
Author of 15 Stories |
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the anime/manga in this story but I/Sir Rah/Sloshed/Huggles/Twinkie own everyone else.
Summary: Welcome to Sexual Harassment High! Here we teach all the basics from Avoiding Rabid Fan-girls to Nuclear Physics. Here you will find a very wide selection of hot Bishies, wearing uniforms that range from leather to miniskirts. Just please remember when entering the building grab some tissues and a bucket courtesy of SH High. Oh, and please call SH High, Bishie High. Thank you and enjoy your visit! IY N FMA WR YGO KH DNA FB SY
Warning: Cussing, Crazed Fan-Girls/Boys, Sexy Uniforms, SH
Evie: TOTAL AND UTTER CRACK FIC!
Used anime/manga: InuYasha, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolfs Rain, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, DN Angel, Fruits Basket, Saiyuki . . . . Prolly more
A voice sounded through-out the busy hallways, classrooms and dorms.
“What’s that all about?” a brunette asked.
The blond next to him shrugged.
“She’s our Principle? I’m older then she is!” a boy with orange hair complained.
“This is SH High’s first year and we’re all glad that you’re here!” the blond continued.
A man with long silver hair, standing on the stage behind her, rolled his eyes.
“After the assembly go to your first period class and wait for your class to be called to the Sac to get your uniforms!” the blond smiled brightly, “Now before we introduce our excellent staff do you have any questions?”
Everyone raised their hand.
“Erk . . . You. The blond jumping up and down screaming ‘Me! Me!’ and wearing the orange suit. What’s your name and question?”
“My names Naruto and will you be serving Ramen for lunch?” the blond said still bouncing.
The black haired boy next to him grabbed his arm making him stay still.
The principle chuckled, “of course! Any more questions?”
This time she addressed a guy with long red hair and two antennas.
“I’m Gojyo and why aren’t there any girls?”
“Because this is an all-boys school!” the blond smiled happily.
A lot of groans came from the students.
“I’ll take one last question.” She scanned the crowd, “the hanyou wearing the red haori.”
“I’m InuYasha. What does ‘SH’ stand for?” the silver haired boy question his ears twitching.
“That, my friend, is a secret,” she smiled. “Oh, I’ve just decided to NOT introduce the staff cuz there are too many of them. So shove off to your classes.”
A murmur rose from the crowd as they made they’re way to each of their respected homerooms.
The teacher grumbled something darkly and turned to him. “You really don’t want to know.” The teacher grumbled again and sat on his desk. He had shoulder length black hair that was pulled back into a ponytail. He had long pointed ears, crimson eyes and black bat wings. He had on a pair of baggy black pants on that had chains adoring it.
“Uh . . .Okay.” the boy sweatdropped and made his way to his friends.
I’ve changed my mind go to your dorm. Your uniforms are waiting on your beds.
Stop changing your mind Evie!
How bout you try and run a school then!
Ummm . . . guys?
Yea! Fine let me be principle!
NO!
Guys?
Then shut up!
NO!
GUYS! Um . . . you need to turn off the intercom.
Aww fu-!
The teacher put his head in his hands and continued muttering darkly.
WAIT! Fish go with . . . your name is Brad right? Ok. Fish with Brad. Softies with Neko. LOVE YA NEKO! Juniors with Amai. And Seniors with Lu.
DARK! WE NEED YOU!
The purple haired teens head shot up and the teacher stood. “Why me?” he muttered and disappeared.
“I’m guessing that, that’s Brad,” a blond muttered to his brother.
The teen sweatdropped, “I but he’s more sane then he appears nii-san.”
“I’m sure, Al. come on lets get this over with,” he maneuvered throught the crowd to the brunette, who was still yelling the fishy thing.
“Hi, who’re ya’ll?” Brad smiled.
“Edward and Alphonse Elric,” Ed replied.
“Ah! Well, we had a shortedge in the freashmen dorm so you need to go with Neko to the Sophomores dorm,” brad then turned his attention back to yelling.
“Who’s Neko?” Al inquired.
“Tha’d be moi,” the two teens spun around.
“Envy!” Ed clapped and started to morph his automail.
“Nii-san! That’s not Envy!” Al jumped infront of the rageing blond and looked down at him, “nii-san! Calm down!”
“Hmm, Envy. Sounds familiar. I think he the guy that the short elric has to share a room with,” Neko thought aloud.
BOOM!
“I’M NOT SHORT!”
“EDWARD!” :heart:heart:
The blond spun around and saw a girl with fox ears and a fox tail running full speed at him.
Neko chuckled as Ed spun around and run away.
“Nii-san?”
“But I am in tenth grade,” the short tri-colored haired teen stated indifferently.
“You sure,” another boy joined in, “It looks as if you just stopped doing finger paints.
The boys face turned red and he looked at the ground, tears welling in his eyes.
“Shuddup! Leave me hikari alone and pick on someone you own size!” another boy with the same hair as the one who was now crying snapped and stepped in front of him. He glared up at the teen.
“What’re you ganna do short-stuff?”
He whipped his right arm around and it seemed to spring to life for it glowed and opened up.
“COME FORTH! SLIFER THE,” Evie, who happened to be looking for Neko, saw this and ran toward him, “SKY,” a roar came from seemingly nowhere and the ground shook, “DRAG-!”
Evie tackled the teen to the ground. “No! Bad! Bad Pharaoh! Bad! You can NOT duel in the school ground unless you have special permission, Yami!” she stripped him of his duel disk and walked calmly away.
Yami sat up, “she took my duel disk T-T”
“Yea! Can you believe it?” the blond replied. One of her white neko ears twitched as the teachers lounge door opened, “Neko! Take better care of your students!”
“Yea, yea. I was busy! The chibi blond was refusing to go to his room because I told him who his roommate was,” The teen sighed and flopped down onto the couch, “I couldn’t find the Envy dude either. Or Pride. I think Brad couldn’t find Wrath and Amai and Lucifer couldn’t find Greed, Lust or Kimblee. AKA we couldn’t find the Sins.”
“Oh, They’re coming late,” a redhead said. She opened the fridge, “they called and said they’d be late.”
A girl with short wavy brown hair ran in, “Kyo and Yuki are fighting!”
“First dueling now this! Huggles! What should we do?” the blond asked.
“Hmm?” a light brunette haired girl with fox ears and tail looked up. “I don’t know, you the principle, Evie.”
Evies white neko ears drooped, “Love, Shi, Sloshed? Someone?”
Everyone turned away. (Evie: T-T everone hates meh! T-T)
A silver haired man sighed, “I’ll do it.” He stood gracefully, as five people openly gawked at him, and left the room.
“Ya’ll are mean,” Evie stated
Evie: There will be NO coupling OC’s and charas together.
Emily: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ED CLOUD AND INU ART MINE!
Evie: ignore her. Well, as I was saying. There will be NONE of that cuz I hate it. . . well save one. Which’ll be EnvyNekoEd cuz Neko looks just like Envy and i’d be hot THREESOME MAN!
Emily: Well I did kinda base Neko off of Envy.
Okay now for main teacher profile cuz I don’t wanna have to do this later and this way next chap I can say names not ‘a girl/guy with blah blah blah’
You are not obliged to read the next part for all it does in explain what the OC’s look like.
Name: Evie (Slave or Pooky) but is only Pooky when the person is pissed at her
Job: Principle
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Appearance: blond hair with black roots and hot pink tips. Long white neko ears. Black wolf tail and while neko tail. Right eyes is hot pink, left is grey. 5’ 4”
Name: Sarah (Rah)
Job: Vice-Principle/Psychology
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Appearance: brown hair with silver streaks. Silver wolf ears and tail. Blue eyes. 5’ 3”
Name: Emily (Huggles)
Job: PE/Animation Teacher
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Appearance: short light brown hair. Fox ears and tail. Brown eyes (?) 5’
Name: Shiloh (Shi)
Job: Avoiding Fan-Girls/Boys 101
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Appearance: short wavy brow hair. Brown neko ears tail. Brown eyes 5’ 5”
Name: Chelsea (Sloshed)
Job: Biology
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Appearance: long dark brown (looks black) hair. Tan neko ears and tail. Brown eyes. 5’ 4”
Name: Madeline (Maddie or Twinkie)
Job: English
Gender: female
Age: 15
Appearance: Red hair. Regular ears. green (?) eyes. 5’ 4”
Name: Neko
Job: Aerobics/Art/PE teacher and Sophomore guidance councilor person
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Appearance: Think Envy with Wolf ears. tips of hair and ears change with mode along with eyes 5’ 8”
Name: Mara (Love, Mistress)
Job: Condoms-er-some-shit
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Appearance: long black hair. Black checkered neko ears. black wolf-like tail. Dark eyes. 5’ 5”
Name: Paige (Love)
Job: Sex Ed
Gender: Female
Age: 15
Appearance: shoulder length dirty blond hair. Blue-ish eyes. Dirty blond neko ears and tail. 5’ 4”
Name: Samuel (Shorty)
Job: Pimping 101
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Appearance: red hair that covers his ears but somehow doesn’t get in his eyes. eyes. 5’ 8”
:
:
:
:
