Xonelel: Uh, hi everyone!

Kyllex: Guess what?

Rihx: ME AND KYLLEX HATE SORA!

Sora: Wha? Why!

Kyllex/Rihx: It's Sora! GET HIM! YOU STUPID MEANIE!

Sora: AAAAAAAHHH! ((runs away))

Xonelel: Yeah, we all hate Sora because….well, not gonna say. (kh2 spoilers)

Kyllex: AXEL! YAY! YOU ROCK!

Rihx: WOOHOO! EVILNESS! Got it memorized?

Xonelel: YAY! I LOVE YOU AXEL!

Axel: Oh…wow…I'm flattered!

ALL THREE: EEEEK! It's Axel! Yay!

Axel: UH OH! ((runs))

Kyllex: Aw, DARKNESS! He got away.

Xonelel: Darnit! Well, anyways, here's chapter two. Sorry it's been so long.

Kyllex: Yeah! Xonny kept forgetting to send me the list of songs the pairs were singing! I would have been done with this chapter months ago! GRRR….

Rihx: hee hee!

Xonny: Oo' ehe…

Disclaimer: (brought to you by Riku and Rikku)

Riku: Xonelel (namine14) doesn't really own anything.

Rikku: Yeah. Only her two insane friends who love Axel and hate Sora. She loves Axel and hates Sora too, actually. We're never going to get the 3 of them to shut up now.

Riku: WHY DO THEY LIKE AXEL BETTER THAN ME? I HAVE COOLER HAIR THAN HIM!

Rikku: but it's white…..

Riku: SILVER! IT'S SILVER! ((jumps at Rikku))

Rikku: AAAAH! ((screams and runs with Riku chasing after her))

KINGDOM HEARTS IDOL CHAPTER 2

Kairi had just woken up. She found herself backstage. "What happened?" she asked as she sat up in the cot she was laying on. Ansem was there beside her.

"You fainted because you found out I was your partner! Muahahaha! Darkness!" Ansem replied. Kairi blinked. "You're my partner? WHY YOU?" she yelled.

"You pulled my name out of a hat. Now let's go pick our song. We only have until tomorrow." Ansem told her. The two of them left backstage and went into the rehearsal room. They saw Sora and Tidus singing their song, "American Idiot" by Green Day.

As Kairi and Ansem walked in, they stopped. "What are you guys doing here? You can't hear us practice!" Tidus exclaimed. "You guys have been practicing long enough. Let us have the rehearsal room!" Kairi argued.

"WE WERE HERE FIRST! GO PRACTICE IN YOUR ROOM OR SOMETHING!" Tidus yelled. Sora and Ansem were just watching from the side. Suddenly, a puff of pink smoke came out of nowhere, followed by Kyllex.

"Kairi and Ansem get the Rehearsal room!" she yelled. "What? But…why?" Sora exclaimed as she started to push him and Tidus out the door. "Because! I hate you now, remember? And also, Kairi and Ansem are #2 and #3 on my favorite character list! So, beat it! Meanies!"

"Wow! Thanks, Kyllex!" Kairi said to her. "No problemo!" she replied. "So, am I number two or number three?" Ansem asked. "You're #2, Kairi's #3. Axel's #1!" she exclaimed happily. "I'm number 3? Why aren't I number 2?" Kairi asked. Kyllex ignored her.

"I'll be back, it looks like Rihx needs some help." With that said, Kyllex poofed back out of the room. "Does she have like….special powers or something?" Ansem asked. Kairi stared blankly at where Kyllex had just been. "Maybe she has like psychic abilities that allow her to speak telepathically with the other hosts…." She stated.

"Come on, Yuna! Cooperate here!" Rihx shouted at Yuna. She was in the room Axel was staying in, helping Axel and Yuna pick a song. "But I don't want to sing a stupid song about fire!" Yuna raged, flying around the room.

"Then why don't you make a suggestion?" Rihx told her. "Yeah. I made a suggestion," Axel stated.

"FINE! I'll make one. How about something like…..like…ugh! I don't know!" Yuna yelled. Suddenly, Kyllex poofed into the room.

"Oh! Kyllie! Yay! You came! I'll go and get Xonelel, we need her! You stay here and settle things with these two." Rihx said to her friend. Then, a poof of green smoke made Rihx disappear.

"I know! It's so cool!" Xonelel exclaimed. She was talking with Olette about the pairings. "I can't believe it! Poor Kairi has to be with Ansem." Olette said.

Poof!

"Hey, y'all! Wassup?" Rihx said. "Oh, hello there, Rihxanonn!" Olette said. "Hey, Rihx! What brings you here?" Xonelel asked her. "Well, Yuna is throwing a fit because she and Axel can't agree on a song." Rihx sighed heavily. "Did you get Kyllex?" Xonelel replied.

"I would gladly help you guys if you need it," Olette offered, but Rihx shook her head. "No, you stay here. Kyllie's already over there trying to figure things out herself." Rihx vanished, with Xonelel close behind.

When Xonelel and Rihx arrived, Kyllex was looking quite satisfied. "Did you get it fixed? What are they singing?" Xonelel asked. "No, it's just that it's really fun to see them fighting…." She smirked.

"Come on, Kyllex! What have you been doing all this time?" Xonelel asked her. "Rihx only left like a minute ago…"

"NO! I'M NOT SINGING THAT!"

"Ugh! GUYS! GET IT TOGETHER! I'll pick your song." Rihx yelled. Axel and Yuna turned to look at her.

"Okay, what song, Rihxy?" Kyllex asked her. "Hmmm…..how about…..Great Balls of Fire!" Rihx said joyfully. "What?" Xonelel asked. Yuna's mouth dropped open. "A FIRE song? Why?" she asked, disappointed. "YEAH! Thanks, Rihxanonn!" Axel exclaimed.

"Anything for you, Axel!" Rihx chirped happily. Yuna frowned. "Fine, but only because you guys are the hosts of the show, and you have, um, WEIRD POWERS. So I have to listen to you, or else you might do something freaky to me." She said.

"I kinda feel bad for Yunie, I mean, seriously guys. She's been through a lot (I'm the only one who's played X and X-2). But, Axel is my favorite, so he gets priority over her. Never mind." Xonelel said. "Gotta go!

"Where are you going Xonny? I guess I'll go wherever Rihx is going." Kyllex said. "I…made some plans…with…some people. Yeah." She replied. "Okay…well I'm gonna go see how Vivi and Pence are doing!" Rihx told them.

POOF!

"…that was weird! How the heck do they do that?" Yuna asked. "I have no clue…." Axel responded.

Vivi and Pence were joyfully hopping up and down, singing "Ice, Ice, Baby" by Vanilla Ice. (Sea-salt ICE cream, anyone?)

"Hey guys!" Rihx said happily.

"What's up?" Kyllex asked.

"Word to ya Motha!" Pence screamed. Vivi did the yo/hang loose sign with his hands. The two girls started giggling.

"You're doing THAT song? Hee hee…I'm sure you'll do great." Kyllex said.

Rihx nodded.

"What's so funny? We like this song!" Pence said.

"So do we! It's entertaining…." Rihx replied. Pence sighed and Vivi rolled his eyes.

"Well, We've got to go now. See ya!" They said, and both girls vanished in a puff of smoke.

"FREAKY!" Vivi said.

"Hehe…." Pence stated.

Kyllex: REVIEW!

Xonny: Yeah! Please!

Rihx: ((gasp!)) you said a bad word, Xonny!

Xonny: what, please?

Kyllex/Rihx: AAAAAAAH! NOOOOOO!

Xonny: …?