Disclaimers - Ok, I guess I've just been in a really silly
mood this week or something, but I couldn't resist (again).
With hesitation and wary looks, I bring you this complete
farce, this facetious bout of insanity, this absolute
ludicrousness, this... well you get the idea ;) These
characters are not mine, I'm making not a single penny off
them, case closed :) This story has not been beta read, be
warned. Permission to archive at and the ftp
site.

AN OBJECTIVE VIEW OF LAST KNIGHT (SORT OF)

WHACK!

"OW! What was that for?"

"Nick! What on earth were you doing?"

"Nothing."

"Like Hell you were... What precisely do you call that?"

"Uh..."

"Well?"

"You see, it goes like this, Nat..."

"Like how?"

"Well... Um, you see, it's... I was... It's..."

"Nick? Can you possibly be any _more_ inarticulate?"

"Um... possibly..."

"ERRRR! Nick, c'mon!"

"But..."

"Nick..."

"I couldn't stop myself, I'm sorry..."

WHACK!

"Ow! Nat, that _hurt_!"

"What. were. you. doing?"

"Well, you asked me to..."

"Oh, you've got to be kidding... You can't possibly expect
me to believe that you thought _that_ is what I asked you to
do..."

"Well, vampires don't... we can't... you don't... I was
trying..."

"Nick... I think you should win an award for the most
clueless man alive..."

"But, Nat... I tried..."

WHACK!

"OW! Would you quit hitting me already?"

"Do it _right_ this time!"

"But, Nat..."

"Nick..."

"Nat... What are you doing? Nat, stop!... Woah..."

"There, that's better. Now behave and don't bite."

"Uh..."

"Much better!"

WHUNK!

"Nick? Nick! ... My God, he's passed out cold..."

Nat shrugged. She would have to work on this aspect of
their relationship a bit more...

THE END (I told you it was silly...)