The Dúnedain Song

I'm a Dúnedain, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night. I work all day.

Dúnedain: He's a Dúnedain, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I hunt down orcs. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I hunt down orcs. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on hobbit's clothing

And hang around in pubs.

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on hobbit's clothing

And hangs around in pubs!

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I hunt down orcs. I wear fake feet,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a hobbit,

Just like my dear Frodo!

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He wears fake feet,

Suspendies, and a bra!

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

(When boredom strikes, it strikes hard. You should recognize this as the Lumberjack song by Monty Python.)