In the last chapter, Mario and Luigi started their adventure in the Sea Fortress. That was part 1! Now, for the first time in this story, we bring you a 2-part special! Also, on an unrelated note, happy Martin Luther King Day, everyone!

Super Mario Bros. 300

Chapter 17: The Sea Fortress (Part 2)

MEANW...WHAT THE FUCK? RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING? I'M SUING!

Bowser paced in his castle.

"Oh god! What am I going to do?" Bowser paced, "Mario and Luigi are venturing through the Sea Fortress...and I keep having heart attacks!" Bowser sat on his throne.

MEAN...IN THE SEA FORTRESS...

Mario and Luigi got ambushed by Dry Bones. Mario pokes one Dry Bones, making it fall into tiny pieces, thus killing it.

"These Dry Bones fall easy. Luigi, just poke them!" Mario yelled. They poke their way to the end of the fortress.

"OOOOOOOOOOOO-HOHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!" Mario yelled.

"Mario, don't get cocky," Luigi reminded Mario.

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Very well." The two tried to exit the fortress, but their path was blocked by a Boom-Boom.

"Shit..." Mario sighed to himself.

"I...am Boom-Boom!" Boom-Boom yelled.

"Alright, dude," Luigi stopped Boom-Boom for a second, "you can't be epic with a name like Boom-Boom, so don't even fucking try."

"Alright, I was gonna fight you, but, since you decided to mock me, now I'll just let you fucking drown! Have fun!" Boom-Boom jumped away. The castle started leaking, very slowly.

"Wow...Boom-Boom is freaking retarded," Mario exclaimed.

"Why do you say that?" Luigi asked.

"The exit is right there," Mario points to the exit, "we can just go through the exit...and that's that." Mario and Luigi exited the fortress.

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NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT...

Say what?

MEANWHILE...

Haha, made you say "meanwhile"!

OH, SHIT! I FUCKING HATE YOU...

Bowser cried at the sight of Mario and Luigi exiting the Sea Fortress, "this sucks! Oh well, they'll never beat...World 2-4! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

WHAT WILL THE MARIO BROS. DO NOW? WILL THEY GO TO WORLD 2-4 (MOST LIKELY) OR WILL THEY QUIT AND GO HOME? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 18!