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Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma
Author of 118 Stories

Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 04-27-06 - id:2913784

A/N:

Today, I told my brother that next month brings an end Fruits Basket.

I mean, it's been over a while, but the English release of the final manga comes out late November.

And so, he wrote this poem.

Meet The Sohma's, A Poem

Kyo, Tohru, Shigure and Yuki have gone through a lot together,

They've gone to hell and back together.

They hang out and party, what ever the weather,

They're always happy as long as they have each other.

Whether it be in the sand or the snow,

Tohru always finds a way to stub her toe.

Yuki always seems to get stuck in a rut,

That might be because he's a rat.

Kyo tries to stay out of the surf,

He'd rather relax upon the turf (AKA, grass).

(He'd much rather to kick stupid Yuki's ass).

Shigure always pervs on the sexy girls,

Too bad some of them are actually men wearing fake pearls.

But don't think they're the only cursed;

There's many more (we're not sure which; is that for better or worse...)

You've got Haru and Hiro and Hatori too,

Ayame and Akito and that's about it, because no one else's names start with A...

Kisa, Kagura, Ritsu and Rin,

They all grab their things and come join in!

You've got Kureno and Uo and Kazuma and Hana,

Except Uo and Hana aren't Sohma's and Kazuma is allergic to banana. (Hana told us)

Last but not least, we can't forget Momiji and Ren,

Sometimes I wonder if she has a pet hen (that'd be Kureno, I suppose)

So know you know the Sohma's and the fun they go through,

Too bad it's over, we've read it all through!

So now, I leave you with this final thought,

Think of all the things we've been taught,

By Yuki and Kyo, the other Sohma's too,

And we can't forget sweet, old Tohru!

They've shown us the way so many times before,

Give them a standing ovation and give them applause!

As the final chapter comes to and end,

Let's say goodbye to our cherished new friends.

A/N:

It's my new favourite poem.

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