Rasta princess: yosh! Yosh! Yosh! I rasta princess will read to you a story based from a death threat from my cousin.

Tori- get with the story! Bitch!

Rasta princess: sweat drop hai hai! claps hands

There was once a beautiful princess who was locked in a tower far, far, far, far, far, far, far away. Let us call her saratori (a/n I like naming things!) (Tori- bites- that’s a very stupid name!) (RP- but it has a good meaning. I guess?) (Tori- growl- guesses wont save you now!)

Okey, saratori had nice long hair, tall and slender, tough and sweet, a real princess.

Then saratori’s birth-day came. Up in the towers only window located in saratori’s room, she looked through the window wishing something good would come to her life for once sighs

Knock, knock, knock

Said the door . “oi! Saratori open this damn door right now before I throw your present away!”

Steadfastly princess saratori opened the door and snatched the present and slammed the door at the witches face.

“Ungrateful brat” muttered the witch with an evil frown.

“ thank you!” screamed tori as she locked the door carefully. “ I wonder what this is?”

She circled the big thing and noticed it was a sand gourd

As she encircled the thing for some instructions of some sort, the gourd suddenly sends thousands of sand sweat drop tot eh floor, it filled the half empty room full of sand.

poof

Dressed in a red, sparkly, genie cloths

A red head genie with the mark love on his forehead appeared.

“I am GAARA” boomed gaara. “I shall give you 5 wishes for free”

“really!” screamed the little princess “then my first wish is-“

“but” he boomed again “ be careful what you wish for…”

The two silenced and saratori starts talking again.

“okay my wish is that the evil witch who kept me here for no good reason at all dies an unexpected death!”

Gaara nodded in response and send some of his weird sand out the window.

“is that all?”

“Nope!”

Lightning

The witch got electrified and died a horrible unexpected death…