Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. Otherwise this would have been in the actual manga, and not as a fanfic. If I owned Naruto…. BEWARE!

Convince a member of the Uchiha Clan, preferably already with a Sharingan, to fight you.

Piss off Tsunade.

Fight Neji.

Fight him again.

Somehow "find" your way to Hidden Sound while on a mission and contrive to meet some strong ninja, preferably Kabuto or Sasuke.

Have Haku use his Ice Mirrors technique on you.

Go to Hidden Cloud and convince then to activate your Sharingan for a) a Hyuuga (and give them the corpse of a recently deceased Branch House member whose grave was recently raided) of b) your Sharingan (but beat the crap out of them when they try to take it.

Join a war between Hidden Villages. (preferably against Sound or Stone)

Go to the HP universe and engage in a powerful magical duel. (Preferably not with Voldie)

Go on a high ranking mission.

Join Anbu.

Defect and have your former teammates chase you.

Attack the Hyuuga compound.

Attack Hokage Tower. (after explaining to said leader beforehand and getting his permission)

Try seeing really hard.

Go on a killing spree.

Chase after Itachi for killing everyone.

Combine any of 1-17!

If they don't work, either your Sharingan will never activate or you need laser eye surgery.

Please R&R!