If Dreams Can Kill

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My excuse for this late chapter: I had to buy another computer. ;

Warning: May contain stuff that doesn't even exist in Naruto, characters may be OOC, this is my first fan fiction so please tell the truth and I don't mind flames there just opinions.

( There 12 all of them except team Gai there 13 I know I wrote different ages before but this is going to be a year before the graduation exam. My OC is 11 I know she's young but it's part of my plan and sorry if I have bad grammar or spelling)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto,any songs I put in it or anything else. I only own my three Ocs witch are Ivy, Ichigo, and Hoshiko. Ruri belongs to Twilight-to-nightfall I'm just borrowing her for my story.

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Summary: A girl out of this world comes and has something that may cost her life who will be there to help?

Pairings: Sasuke x Ivy,

Shikamaru x Ivy,

Gaara x Ivy,

Neji x Ruri,

Kiba x Ichigo,

and last but not least Kakashi x Hoshiko.

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Genre: Humor/Action/and Adventure.

Rated: T( For violence, a bit of cursing, and to top it off blood for now)

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“Blah”(Talking)

'Blah'(Thinking)

Blah(Dreams or Flashbacks)

Blah(someone singing a song or playing one)

Blah( When the reader needs to know this is very important.)

Blah(when it's a letter, tag, or note)

(A/N: Blah)(Authoress Notes)

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(From now on I will call Ivy either Dani or Ivy cause Ivy is her nickname and Dani is her real first name)

(Ruri & Ivy have a love/hate sister relationship)

(I have nothing to say but Read and Review, please)

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Let’s have a little reminder of the last chapter shall we?

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"Oh my god there actually talking to the freak" A random girl #1gossiped with random girl #2. "I know...wait is the one with the hood a boy or a girl?" the random girl #2asked. "I think it's a bo- OW!" the random girl #1 couldn't finish what she was saying cause Ruri & Ivy started to throw donuts at the random girl #1 & #2. " TAKE THAT YA LIPOSUCTION OBSESSED, PREPPY, GIRLY GIRL, TORI KUSO ZOMIBIE FAN GIRLS!" Ruri said while she threw a jelly donuts at them.

"YEA!" Ivy yelled. The funny part is that Iruka wasn't there he went to the teacher's lounge.” Want one?" Ruri asked Naruto while showing him a glazed donut and she threw a chocolate sprinkled donut at the two random girls. "um...no thanks, I'm Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto answered trying not to burst out laughing at what Ivy & Ruri were doing to two girls that were talking trash about him. "I'm Ivy Willows and the girl that threw the jelly donut is my sister, Ruri Willows" Ivy said while she threw a strawberry donut at then two girls.

"Come on Naruto join us!" Ruri said while a cannon appeared out of nowhere and she filled it with donuts and shot it at the girls and she said "FIRE!". Naruto grabbed donuts and filled the canon and shot it at the new pissed off crowed of people. Ivy, Naruto, & Ruri were laughing like idiots and shooting donuts at the growing crowed of people.(A/N: Jeez, what is Iruka doing in the teacher's lounge!...on second thought I don't want to know...) Then, Iruka just came back and saw the flying donuts coming his way...

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' ...Oh Crap...' Ruri & Ivy thought at the same time, then the donut hit him on the face so he was temporally blinded by the donut's filling. “ Dang...I got it!” Ruri then pulled Naruto by the collar of his jacket, Ivy by her leg, and she dragged them to the very top of the classroom, while throwing them into an empty seat, giving them a not so light landing. Then Ruri got random girl #1 & #2 and pushed them to where She, Naruto, and Ivy were, placing donuts in there hands, making it look like if they were the ones throwing the donuts, then she ran up to where Naruto & Ivy were while sliding there and having a rough landing, landing in time to see Iruka wipe off the donut filling from his face, and see who “ Threw” the donuts.

'...Suckers...' Naruto, Ivy, and Ruri thought at the same time. While they were laughing at Iruka yelling at the random girls, they didn't noticed a certain Drama King watching them.

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After School...

“ Hey Naruto you want to come to our house?” Ruri said while she picked up, her boom box, and shoved it into her shirt, Ivy sweat droped. “ Eh yeah.” Naruto said while getting out of his chair. They were currently standing in the hall 'cause they wanted to see Sasuke run for his gay life... (A/N: Bwahahahahaha I'm soooooo evil!)

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It was the end of class, Sasuke was already on the edge of his seat, he hated this time of day, the end of class, Where he wasn't safe anymore...the chase will begin...He glanced at the clock from the corner of his eyes...1 minute till the chase... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... tik... bring! The Chase was on! Sasuke got up and started to walk slowly...then, THEY mimicked him, then...he ran for his gay life! THEM following behind!He ran down the hall to the left, then to the right, slide under the door, and opened the sliding door...they were right there...he turned to the other direction, but he didn't notice that the three Ramenteers were following him, while laughing there asses off! He was about to reach the “exit”, he got there! (A/N: Just wait...) But...but...but it was the girl's locker room! Dum Dum Dum! They all glared evilly at Sasuke, not noticing he was Sasuke, and started to smack, yell, slap, punch, kick, scream, and bitch-slap Sasuke! Then in the background, you can see Ruri pull out a boombox out of her shirt, and it started to play “Miss New Booty”, while Sasuke got the crap beaten' out of him by girls. Then you can see Ivy and Ruri dance with Naruto ( As Chibis), to the song.

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At Home...

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“ And we're here!” Ruri said while she opened the door by pulling out a chain saw, then wearing a white hockey mask, Ivy sighed, and pulled out an umbrella, it had a tag on it...

“Pull out when Ruri's going to open the damn door...her way..”

The umbrella was a shiny black color (A/N: The one from her pic. ), then she pulled Naruto next to her, let the chunks fly. Ruri started to open the door, by cutting it in half, with, a shiny crome chainsaw. Naruto was going to say something, but apparently it's as if she read his mind, and answered him.

“ Yeah, she opens door like this, we got insurance, in five months at this rate, I'll be freaken' rich, if she keeps opening our door like Jason opens people.”

“ I seriously don't get why a guy like you would room with his sister, that's so wr-” Naruto was interrupted by Ivy. “ Um...I'm chick, dude...” Ivy said while she sweat dropped. Now it's Naruto's turn to react, and by react I ment that he anime fell into the ground. “ Your a GIRL!” Naruto screamed in disbelief. “ No need to yell...and um genetically yes...” Ivy then had a thinking face on. “ I don't believe you...” Naruto said, why he eyed her, as if she was Ruri when she was playing the “game”.

“ Sigh everyone asks for proof now at days, don't they, sigh fine heres your freaking' proof...” Ivy said, Ruri was done “opening the door”, so she was currently watching with some amusement, ok I'm a lier she was cracking up some much she was crying now in laughter, rolling on the floor.

Ivy dropped the umbrella, and took off her hoodie, and fact was that her undershirt was soaked earlier (A/N: look back at chapter two about the “soaking”) so she was currently only wearing her bra (A/N: duh she's a girl, even though she's eleven. -sweat dropped-) but didn't give a damn, her cloths always seemed to suffer 'cause of Ruri. Then the most obvious thing happen, Naruto had gotten a trade mark anime nose bleed, making him fly to the other side of the house. “ Houston, we have a liftoff” Ruri said while she was a chibi who was in red, white, and blue rocket, that blew up three seconds later after she flew. Ivy sighed. “ I'm surrounded by idiots.”

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Well that was the freakin' late chapter 5, ladies and germs! Lol just kidding, anyway I'm really sooooooooooooo sorry that I haven't updated in a time, my excusse is at the top of this chapter. -.-;

Oh and about " Nana Trouble " I have to cancel it, the first chapter was done, but it's in my dead computer, and we threw it away T-T

So to make up for it, I'm going to start some other random story, 'cept me and my buds are going to be in it! Let the hell begin!

So was it good, was it bad, or was it just freakin' sad? Tell me in a reveiw, please!

Next to update is either " Shizuka: A kunochi fairy tale" also known as SAKFT, oooooooooooooooooorrr my new random story, you guys need to vote or I won't update, oh and speaking of updating I will now kinda give stupid demands, (doesn't everyone?) I will now ask that I get um...1 fan art drawing fro every five chapter I type for every story I write? and at least two reveiws for every chapter, it makes me feel good when I get reviews/flames! --; It gives me " moitivation".

lol well laterz!.

-Hana-chan