A/N: I started this after getting seriously pissed of with my friend, Tariq. I was in a bad mood, given the fact that it's THAT TIME OF THE MONTH. The convo Tala and Kai have over MSN is actually some of the stuff we said…only…um…I left out some of the more offensive stuff. Tariq is such a bitch…but he likes anime…another thing he had to bring up…anyway, only the convo is actually based on truth, only we used real Trini dialect. YAOI, no like? NO READ!

Disclaimer: 'Tis not mine. I only own the MSN convo.

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The computer was mocking him. He KNEW it was mocking him.

"Tal, what are you doing?"

Tala turned to face Bryan. "What do you mean?"

"You're trying to kill my new, VERY EXPENSIVE computer."

"Um…" The redhead dropped the knife he was holding and blushed, a dusting of pink covering his cheeks.

"Forget it," Bryan said, disgusted. "Just forget it."

"But…Bryan…"

The lavender-haired boy slammed the door behind him. Tala set his forehead on the desk and sighed. He knew he couldn't be so pathetic. So he signed in to MSN and changed his name to 'The world is definitely ending…'

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky… has just signed in, the computer chimed.

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky: How come the world's ending?

The world is definitely ending…: Shut up.

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky: Just asking.

The world is definitely ending…: So?

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky: Shut up.

Tala's icy blue eyes widened and his finger trembled as he typed: fucking jackass. Kai's reply hurt more as he sneered: gay. Tala changed his name again and replied.

LIFE IS MEANINGLESS: Excuse me?

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky: What? You want to pass?

LIFE IS MEANINGLESS: Take a stick up the ass.

After a few minutes, Kai hadn't replied.

LIFE IS MEANINGLESS: Did I strike a nerve?

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky: I don't have to deal with this.

Fallen phoenix, shot from the sky has signed out.

Tala curled up on his computer chair. Kai hated him. He forgave Kai. Kai didn't know that he really WAS gay. Did he? He shook his head. Bryan was already jumping down his throat for trying to get off with Rei. How was Tala to know that Rei was with his best friend? Maybe because Rei was always in Bryan's room when he came over.

"I'm so blind," he muttered. "So blind and so, so stupid."

He got to his feet and dragged himself into the streets of night. He passed a few famous street corners, each time planning to hire one of the hookers. After a bit, he gave up and let his feet drag him to the nearest bar. He got more than a few stares. He sat at the bar and asked for some vodka.

"How much for the whole bottle?" he asked.

"Are you serious, kid? That'll knock you off your feet."

"I'm Russian, so gimme the damn vodka."

"Suit yourself."

Tala slammed two American hundreds on the bar. He popped the top off the bottle and drank from it, running his tongue along the edge of the top. Eventually, the vodka simply felt cold in his mouth and burned his throat. He became more and more inebriated as the minutes went by. The stools on either side became vacant as he began laughing hysterically to himself.

"I'm useless!"

He put some more money on the bar and staggered out, completely drunk. He passed through the park and collapsed on the grass, giggling. Through his giggles, he felt a hand ghost over his chest.

"Hullo there, beautiful."

He didn't like this. He didn't like it at all. Though drunk, he scrambled backward.

"I won't hurt you, pet. I just want to get to know you, is all."

His eyes darted around, searching for an escape. He saw so many shadows…they were all around him, he couldn't get away.

"Come here, love."

"DON'T TOUCH HIM!" Tala heard a familiar voice. Who…

"What do you want, punk? He's mine!"

"Leave him the fuck alone."

Someone cared about him…he closed his eyes, smiling. Above him, he heard punches being thrown, grunts of pain, someone running. Who was his saviour? Obviously not Kai or Bryan…maybe it was Rei. Rei was kind…could it be Spencer? He opened his eyes and only saw a shadow over him. He was pulled to his feet.

"Are you okay?"

He saw blue…Tyson? "Fine."

"Let's get you home."

He staggered and almost fell again. The person pulled him up and slipped an arm around his waist.

"You're too drunk. Let's get you to MY flat."

Tala let the person lead him through the streets, sending sharp glares at the men who sized up the redhead. The person – it was decidedly a boy – gasped when Tala, in his drunken haze, grabbed his behind. His hand was pried away and he was let up a few flights of stairs. The golden 24 on the door was surprisingly familiar, much like the person's voice.

Once inside, Tala was unceremoniously dumped on the couch.

"Hey," he giggled, "Where are you going?"

He sat there, laughing for a bit. A toilet flushed and a door opened. He was picked up again and once more unceremoniously dumped, this time on a bed.

"Get some sleep," the boy growled.

He knew that commanding voice. But who…the person climbed onto the bed as well, shirtless. Tala saw a pale chest but still couldn't place who it was. There weren't many pale people around…Kai was already a no-no, maybe it was Brooklyn. Or, God forbid, Raul.

"I didn't thank you yet."

"So?"

He leaned forward and pushed his lips onto the other's. The other boy tensed, then relaxed and rolled. He was lying on Tala. Tala nibbled on his companion's bottom lip pleadingly. The other pulled away and rid Tala of his shirt. He brushed a hand over the redhead's chest, making him gasp. His tongue plunged into Tala's mouth and he raped the boy's mouth mercilessly. Tala's hands traced the contours of the other's torso curiously. He felt a few scars and his companion flinched. The wandering hand reached up to the other's cheek. The boy inclined slightly into the touch. Rummaging to one side, the boy retrieved a pair of handcuffs and pinned Tala's hand to the headboard. His hands traveled lower and lower, reaching Tala' belt slowly. He undid the buckle and slipped the redhead's pants down to his ankles. Tala kicked off the tight material and managed to slip his slim wrists out of the loose handcuffs, fumbling with the other's belt. He moaned as the lips traveled down his neck. He was seeing blue again. Only Tyson and Hiroshi had blue hair…Kai wasn't a possibility. Kai was a radical homophobe. The mouth latched onto his collarbone and sucked. Tala gasped. One of the boy's hands slipped into his boxers and Tala struggled to finish pushing his companion's jeans off. He rubbed his hips against the other's and teeth sank into his collarbone.

"Oh God!" Tala moaned. "Oh…oh…God…"

The blood was quickly lapped up by a warm tongue. An erection brushed against his through their boxers. His boxers were cotton, breathable, the other's were silk. Who would be so kinky? Finally, the hand in his boxers began to pump him.

"Nnnnnnn…" he managed to get out. Small sounds escaped him and were swallowed as the other's mouth clamped over his. The boy sucked and nibbled at his bottom lip, running his tongue along the bruised skin. The hand removed itself and his companion pulled away. Tala gasped, finally seeing the person's face fully.

Two-toned slate and navy hair, blue face paint, amused but lust-filled crimson eyes filled his view.

"Kai? I…"

"Do you know how much you pissed me off earlier?" Kai said, fingers fiddling with one of Tala's nipples.

The redhead gasped. "But…you're a homophobe…you hate me."

Kai laughed, a genuine laugh. "What gave you that idea? I was…honestly? I was just kidding earlier. When you told me to take a stick up the ass…I was…I realized what a bad sense of humour I have."

"It does suck."

"Hey!"

"So…wha –"

His boxers were whipped off. "No talking. I'm not done yet."

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FINIT!

A/N: You like? My fingers got a little carried away. This is as close to a lemon I will get at the moment. My last two attempts, hetero pairings…were kind of…they were shit. It was DracoHermione (Harry Potter) and BryanOC (Beyblade). I never posted and only dear Kiki-chan has seen the DracoHermione, which I threw into the kitchen bin. NO ONE GOES IN THERE! Anyway, review. Ja ne!

-James, the Snow Queen (Zoë).