A/N: No beta!

CHAPTER THREE

In the thick mushroom cloud, old Sakomizu and Maria toddled, trying to find Shizuru before the guerrilla Natsuki would.

"Do you think she's still alive?" Sakomizu asked.

"Let's just hope she doesn't turn into something bigger," Maria said.

The old gingerbreads stopped dead when the three witches appeared in front of them.

"Where is she!" the fat witch asked.

"We need to find her before the cloud fades!" the fatter witch added.

"Hold up, girls! Wait for me!" The fattest witch finally caught up with her fellows, panting.

Old Sakomizu and Maria watched the witches and wondered how much weight the witches had gained in such a short period of time.

"Natsuki fed us with many chocolates."

"Natsuki sacrificed a few dozens of young gingerbread men to us."

"Natsuki, therefore, has our blessings."

Sakomizu made a face. "Ho!"

Maria looked around anxiously. "Where is the ape now!"

On the other side of the large bed…

"Ha! There you are!" Natsuki scurried to the unconscious chestnut-haired gingerbread girl, but halted when she got a clearer view. Breathless! She'd never seen a gingerbread girl as beautiful as this before. Her pink cheeks must have felt so warm and delicate Natsuki had to fight the urge not to pinch them. The witches must have given her wrong arrows since it had transformed the traitor into an angel.

With an arrow in her hand, Natsuki hesitated. She was told to stab Shizuru three times, killing her, before the cloud would fade, or Shizuru would transform into a human again. Forever.

"Ahhhh!" Shizuru woken from her sleep, screaming. Sensing some pain right above her eyes, she glanced up. The toothpick was still stuck in her forehead. Luckily, it didn't go too deep, or she might have brain damage.

"Don't move, or I'll stab you!" Natsuki barked, pointing the arrow at Shizuru's face.

Shizuru instantly pulled the toothpick out of her forehead and used it as a sword. "Don't make me do it, hottie!" She took a few steps back, escaping Natsuki's toothpick but accidentally falling off the bed. "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Without a thought, Natsuki jumped off the edge of the bed, trying to catch Shizuru's hand.

I feel a fucking déjà vu! Natsuki thought.

Landing on Shizuru's tummy, Natsuki straightened herself up. "Are you all right—Why aren't you dead!" She quickly stomped her foot on Shizuru's stomach, causing Shizuru to yelp. Clenching her fists, Natsuki told herself that she must do it for the gingerbread community. Shutting her eyes, she shot the arrows down at Shizuru like mad.

In the shower of toothpicks, Shizuru pushed Natsuki away and speedily crawled towards the door, panting. "Shit!" A toothpick shot right into her ass. Right then, she jumped into the corner, safe from the attack.

"You cannot escape, Shizuru! Turn yourself in!" Natsuki snarled.

Shizuru pulled the toothpick out of her bum. "Ouch!"

"One more time, Natsuki, and the traitor will die!" the fat witch said.

"Why don't you do it yourself!" Natsuki spat.

"We're too fat to fly now. Hurry up! The cloud is fading!" The witch urged.

Natsuki then moved towards the corner. She hopped into the giant lingerie scattered on the floor, using it as a bunker. Judging from its size, it must be Shizuru's. Natsuki lowered herself down a little, allowing only her eyes to see above the smooth, black cloth.

Smells nice…

"Stop sniffing, you pervert!" Sakomizu yelled. He was watching them from the bed.

Behind the corner, Shizuru couldn't help but smile upon hearing it. Could it be that the sexy chic might be interested in her? Or just her lingerie? Did she look presentable in Natsuki's eyes as a gingerbread girl? She melted at the thought, but was snapped back to reality when Natsuki started shooting the toothpicks at her again.

"Oh, pretty thing, we need not fight! We can talk!" Shizuru hoped that Natsuki might agree.

"I don't talk!"

"Right, we don't have to do talk. We can do something else! Something like—"

"Like this!"

Shizuru frowned when she thought Natsuki's voice rang a little too near. She turned around again and…

"Aaaaaaah!" Shizuru screamed as Natsuki arched her arm, holding the arrow. But the last cloud faded just a split second before the toothpick touched her.

"I'm saved!" Shizuru yelped in triumph as she turned into a human again.

"Holy shit!" Natsuki exclaimed, staring up at Shizuru. That's the largest pussy I've ever seen!

Shizuru picked Natsuki up. "So what are you going to do to me now?"

Natsuki struggled in Shizuru's palm. "Your hand is so soft—Kill me now! I've failed the gingerbread people!"

"Who are you talking to, honey?" a voice came from behind, and Shizuru froze. All the gingerbread people froze, too.

"Oh, wow! These are so adorable!" Princess Tomoe scurried past Shizuru to the bed, grabbing the fattest witch and biting her head off.

FUCK! All the gingerbreads thought, sweating.

Panicking, Shizuru tried to find a place to hide Natsuki. As if in slow motion, Princess Tomoe turned… turned… turned to face Shizuru. The chestnut-haired girl made a decision real fast: she shoved Natsuki inside her.

WHAT THE FUCK! Natsuki screamed inwardly, but she couldn't bring herself to break the gingerbread law, which forbade them to move in front of humans. Rolling deeper in, she curled up into a ball inside Shizuru, grumbling.

"Did you bake them yourself? It tastes quite raw, but sweet nonetheless!" Princess Tomoe laughed heartily.

Shizuru gulped. Considering the gingerbread witch's age, she must have been months old. "Uh, yes… I—I baked them while you were gone." She slowly took a step forwards, fearing Natsuki would slide out of her.

"But nothing is as sweet as you! Raaaaawr!" Princess Tomoe roughly pulled Shizuru and down they collapsed onto the bed.

Here we go! Maria, Sakomizu and the other two witches just helplessly hoped that the humans wouldn't crush them.

"Let—let's get these gingerbreads out of the bed, shall we?" Shizuru smiled dryly, reaching out for Maria and Sakomizu first.

Princess Tomoe tossed all the gingerbreads to the floor and then threw her arms around Shizuru's neck, pulling her down on top of her. "Mmmmmm, eat me!"

"Okay!" Shizuru promptly sucked the pink raisins, and just listening to the princess' loud moans could make her tremble with need.

Strange! It's raining! Inside the small, warm space, Natsuki tried to brush the slimy liquid coming down, coating her body.

"Aaah…" Shizuru moaned as Natsuki accidentally elbowed her inside.

Natsuki stopped. That princess must be doing something to Shizuru now… And it surprised her that she grunted over the thought. More rain. So Natsuki kept brushing, elbowing the slimy wall.

Shizuru cried out repeatedly, and Natsuki paused. Not the princess now, eh? It must be her. Did she hurt Shizuru or what? Squinting in the dark, Natsuki ran her hands all over the slimy wall. She gasped as if she had found a treasure map. Ah! The Gingerbread Spot they talked about!

Shizuru panted as she went down on Princess Tomoe. She tried to concentrate, but her head was reeling. She wasn't sure what Natsuki was trying to do.

"Hmmm, do I turn you on this much?" Princess Tomoe laughed as she grabbed Shizuru's crotch.

Damn you, slut! If you can have Shizuru, so do I! Natsuki then worked harder.

"Ah… ah…" Shizuru kept doing what she was doing. Finally, she successfully replaced her own moan with the princess' louder one.

"Stop it, you ape!" Maria went behind the humans, shouting into Shizuru.

But Natsuki just scoffed at the old gingerbread woman, her hands kept rubbing feverishly.

The two witches joined and gasped. "Is this the gate to heaven!"

"I'll stop this barbaric act!" old Sakomizu tried to climb into Shizuru.

"Leave it to me!" Maria pushed him away. But before she could get in, a toothpick stuck out, pointing at her face.

"Don't you dare entering my Shizuru!" Natsuki barked.

"Oh, now, she's yours!" old Sakomizu was exasperated.

Before the gingerbread people could settle their argument, Princess Tomoe came loudly. In fear, old Sakomizu, Maria and the two remaining witches sprinted to the other side of the bed.

"OH, YOU'RE THE BEST!" Princess Tomoe took a little time to breathe. She was a sex monster! She pulled Shizuru close and kissed her hungrily. "How you've honored me!"

Honored! Fuck you! We, gingerbread people, do not honor a piece of trash like you! Natsuki crazily worked on Shizuru now. I'll remind you what a gingerbread could do!

Trembling, Shizuru wanted to scream, but just smiled with her jaws clamped shut instead. Princess Tomoe harshly pushed her down and straddled her.

"Nooo! Not there!" Shizuru panicked when Princess Tomoe moved her hand down the sensitive spot, fearing that the princess' fingers would find Natsuki.

"Mmmmmm, I knew it! I knew you'd like to try something new!" Princess Tomoe flipped Shizuru down.

"What are you doing?" Shizuru asked.

"Lift your bum up," the princess ordered.

"Why—"

"I'm gonna fuck your ass—"

"WHAT!"

Shizuru struggled to get out of the position, but this psychotic princess was as strong as any other psychotic commoners. She pinned her down easily.

"Aoi! Toy!" the princess demanded, and the lady-in-waiting promptly entered the room with a strap-on.

Shizuru's eyes widened. What the hell is that sausage for!

"Don't worry, sweetie. I'm not gonna use my fingers. That's a little germ-infested, don't you think?"

"Please! Please, spare me! Nooooooooo!"

Aoi grumbled inwardly, wishing she could be the one in bed instead. Ever since Shizuru's arrival, the princess had paid no attention to her. She was insanely jealous, especially now that the princess would be married in days to come.

"You can go now," the princess said, carelessly waving the Aoi away. "Oh, wait, tie her up—the bras on the floor would do."

Shizuru sweated. No! I haven't pooped yet! But she was too ashamed to admit it aloud. If she were a real woman, she could handle it just fine, whenever and wherever.

She got her ass now! Natsuki grunted. But then she wasn't about to get into Shizuru's ass either. She'd rather be in a honey jar than in a poop pot.

And Princess Tomoe pushed in, slowly at first, and then picked up the speed.

Shit! Oh, no, don't think about shit! Jesus! Oh, no, I shouldn't think about him! Shizuru shut her eyes tightly and tried to calm herself down. Oh… oh… wait, it's kinda fun!

"Oh, my God! Shizuru's getting it front and behind!" old Sakomizu gasped.

"Let see who will make it there first!" Maria lifted her glasses, watching attentively.

"Ten bucks, I'd say the princess!" Sakomizu said.

"Why?" Maria asked.

"Because that thing is bigger than Natsuki," Sakomizu replied.

"But it has no brain, and neither is the princess. Natsuki is full of tricks, and she's working hard, so she'll win. But that's just my opinion," the witch commented, arms across her chest.

Shizuru came hard. She screamed, clutching the bed sheet in her fists until her knuckles went white. Panting, she flopped down flat on the bed.

Did I get it! Natsuki wondered.

"Don't you love it, honey!" Princess Tomoe pondered eagerly.

But they both had to wait for an answer later on. Shizuru had already fallen asleep out of sheer exhaustion.