Coming Out

© 2006 Sara Parker (everything that doesn't belong to Christopher Nolan)

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At about 3:00 in the afternoon, Alfred composedly knocked on Jenn’s door and told her that she had a phone call, and that Miss Malton seemed rather distressed.

Resigning herself to insanity, Jenn picked up the phone. “Hello?” she questioned reluctantly.

Lauren immediately began to babble incoherently. Jenn winced and held the phone slightly away from her ear. “Hold up; I can’t understand a word you’re saying. What?”

“LANCE IS GAY!” bellowed Lauren.

“What? Who? What Lance?” asked Jenn immediately.

“Haven’t you been watching the news! Lance Bass of NSYNC! He’s gay!”

“Oh.” Jenn paused. “Didn’t see that one coming.”

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A/N - (Wicked laughter) Sorry. I really just had to do that, mainly because I knew one of the NSync guys was gay... though admittedly, I wouldn't have guessed Lance. All right, that's out of my system. Back to business...