House M.D.

I.n

by:Dr.A.

Chapter 1:The New Kid

Characters:

Gregory House

Eric Forman

Robert Chase

Alison Cameron

Lisa Cuddy

James Wilson

&Stacy Warner

SUMMARY:For once let's pretend they are the same age or are around the the same age.I know they're not but just for are in and Wilson keep landing themselves in detention.

"Greg what are you doing in here again?"asked the principal pacing back and forth in front of House.

"I have no idea.I was asleep a second ago and now I'm here"

"What for the fifth time this week,oh and it's just Monday."

"Opps,Must have threw another pencil at the teacher."

"Why House why?"

"I have no Idea."

"Then I have no idea why I'm going to give you detention but I am."

"Hey where have you been?"asked Wilson as House came and sat down beside of Wilson at the lunch room table.

"Talking to the big man"

"God?"

"No the principal you moron."

"Hmm."

"Hey wait thats the guy that hit me in the back of the head!"

"House whatever your going to do---------------."

Before he knew it House was on top of the lunch room table,lining the spoon catapult up with the kid's head, with mashpotatoes in released it and jumped off the table and started laughing.

"Who did that?"

"Uh, He did."said House pointing at Wilson was already pointing at House.

"It doesn't matter you're both are going to get it!"yelled the kid,but House had a smug smile on his face.

"What you think its funny?"yelled the kid.

"No but I think this is--FOOD FIGHT."Food started flying everywhere.

"Lets rock this place."said House pushing a button on his shoes and wheels popped out of the bottom,as he zoomed out of the lunch room,Wilson followed shortly after.

"Ha Ha,you got pudding in your hair."

"No thanks to you."said wilson."HOUSE watch out."

Before he knew it he landed right on top of the principal.

"Back in my office both of you."

"No!"said House.

The Principal stood up,grabbed House's arm and used his skates as an advantage to push House back into his still following.

"House, what were you doing exactly?"

"Running."

"I could see that but from what?"

"Uh if you can't tell from the pudding on Wilsons Head,Oh and the fact that it's lunch time,does that ring any bells?"

"You threw it at him."

"Uh no there's a food fight in the lunch room."

"Did you start it House?"

"No"(knock,knock, knock)

"Come in."said the principal"Oh Robert,I would like you to meet James&Gregory the trouble makers.

"Hello mates."

"Dude he's a bloody Aussie!"yelled House.

"Are you mocking me?"he said in a mixture of Austrailian and British."

"Are you mocking me?"asked House

"Be quiet both of you.I want you two to be budies, I want you two too be project buddies,and any time your not acting like buddies,House your butt is going to be in this chair got me?"

"No sir."

"Did I here another week of detention?"

"no."

"Good three are free to go,but since that was last lunch your going to help clean up that mess in the lunch room."

"sir."

"Yes Chase."

"Are you punishing him or me."

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Well thats it for now please review and tell me what you think.(House said bloody aussie in mocking chase even though he isnt always doues make fun of him for sounding british because in one episode House says:Iguess its the stiff upper british lipp way of saying no chance in hell.(chase):Im the mocking business austrailians from what i understand dosent like getting mixed up with the i have nothing against chase i was just guessing what house would say in that situation. and ill not put my character in the fan fiction because some people are having problems with it.