Yep. This is it.

Random NaruHP xover episodes. Completely plotless. Completely perilous.

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Haku and the Second Task

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Harry watched as Haku looked at the water in the lake. Before any of the other champions could do anything, Haku raised his hand and pointed at the lake—and parted the waters like Moses without a staff. Harry shivered as the temperature began dropping and ice began forming. All Harry could do was watch as Haku began walking down the path towards the middle of the lake. In the distance there could be heard screams of angry merpeople.

Dumbledore and almost everyone else watching Haku’s performance were stunned and speechless. The magic in the ice was enough to make even Dumbledore feel relatively powerless. Actually, the shinobi weren’t surprised, since they had seen Haku do this before. They were enjoying the view, and Sasuke was watching with his Sharingan activated. He could see the pretty lights in the air. an: yes, Sasuke knows it’s chakra. He also knows he can’t copy the technique and use it on Itachi because it’s a Kekkei Genkai. So he refuses to acknowledge the technique and calls the chakra “pretty lights.” In case you’re worried, he won’t be a prat for too long. All in good time, though.

Snape was worried. When Voldemort rose again, these new young people were going to be troublesome. He would have to tell the Dark Lord about the annoying Hidden Village system which no one had heard about but seemed to be rather extensive and powerful. Maybe they’d even give him a hard time. Vaguely, Snape wondered in the back of his mind if there was a shinobi equivalent to Lord Voldemort.

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Somewhere, in a certain house in a certain village near a certain graveyard on a certain hill, a certain snakelike man talking to a certain snakelike man sneezed.

“Excuse me, Voldemort-sama,” Orochimaru said. Since Voldemort was a chibi little gross thing, he couldn’t sneeze. “Anyways, back to our plan.”

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Haku reached the middle of the lake to find—Zabuza. The nukenin was obviously awake and bored. As Haku used ice to snap the rope holding him free, he noticed the other four people tied there. Being the kind-hearted soul he is, he couldn’t leave them to suffer there. However, after Zabuza assured him about the hostage situation and told him they would be fine and that saving them was anti-ninja, the two of them began running vertically up the ice to get back to the surface—it was still pretty dark down there, being so deep. Soon the whole school could see them running across the surface of the lake. By now, several people were comparing them to various Christian saints.

“THEY’RE BACK!” Naruto shouted. Haku only smiled.

“I should release the poor merpeople I froze. Besides, the other champions need to take their turns,” Haku mentioned. After all, he’s too kind for his own good. He’s gonna die and never forgive himself when he hears they were supposed to be doing it all at the same time.

The rest of the shinobi took their chakra back from Haku, who promptly had to swallow a soldier pill to stay awake. It’s lucky he had some, then, isn’t it, just in case they all ran out of chakra. It’s how he came to be a hunter-nin at the delicate age of… somewhere before thirteen.

Turning, Haku released the ice walls and watched as the ice slowly shifted to gently let the water back in before melting. Then both of them made it to the shore where they were greeted by a cheerful, boisterous Naruto and an unconscious Hinata.

Up in the stands, Professors McGonagall and Dumbledore began planning how to stay out of Zabuza’s way. No self-respecting nukenin likes being kidnapped by an old, untrained civilian.

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Edited by 2stupid, inspiration for editing by CessoRestito, id. number 359878.