Envy's Journal

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. A whole bunch of lucky people do.

Since I decided to stop eating, I had to find something to do, right?

Ok, well, Sloth didn't agree but whatever…I went out today to find something to do. I mean, I can't be bored. Right? Well, I was walking and all of a sudden, I looked down and WHAM! I saw it! A dollar! So, I picked it up. I looked around to see if anyone around had dropped it…not that I would've given it back if they had.

This was MY dollar now.

I felt this odd tingly feeling as I looked at the dollar. It was like…we were meant to find…I mean as if I were meant to find it. Well, I stuffed the dollar in my pocket and started walking again. I hadn't gotten very far when it was like the dollar was screaming to get out!

I pulled it from my pocket, and looked at it. I named the dollar Fred. Because I always wanted a bet named Fred. I couldn't have a pet now because Gluttony would eat the damn thing…

So, me and Fred went on walking.

Then, BAM! I saw something else!

A coke machine!

I looked at Fred. Then I looked at the coke machine.

I ran over and stuffed Fred in, clicking the button for root beer.

I am so evil, not even asking Fred if he preferred diet or regular…

Heh xD

Happy Birthday to me. –dances again-

Review?

Please?

KTHANXBAI