This is a funny wacko version of early edition which I thought would be fun. I do not own early edition, nor do I know if this really counts seeing as its more of a funny parody.

Late Edition

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"His name is Gary Hobson. He gets yesterday's newspaper today. He doesn't know how, he doesn't know why. He only knows when the Late edition hits his front door he has twenty-four hours he has to catch up on what he missed"

Knock Knock "MOOOO"

"Oh why, not again."

Gary Hobson rolls out of bed and crawls over to the door where he picks himself up. After he stands up he opens the door slowly.

"You stupid cow, why do you come every morning at 4AM?"

Gary takes the newspaper and slams the door.

"Where's my cel phone?"

Gary finds his cel phone on his desk

"Lets see Marissa's number is."

Marissa: Hello

Gary: Hey Marissa that cow is back again can you figure out a way to get it out of here.

Marissa: Who is this, Hello…Hello

Click

"Marissa, oh I hate my life"

Gary sits down to read his paper,

"Oh No, There is a sale on hats today"

Gary rushes to get dressed and runs downstairs

"Marissa"

Gary sees suitcases by her feet

"Hi Gary, how are you today?"

"Why were you ignoring me when I called you?"

"What Gary?"

"I said….why am I talking to you…Why would you have a cel phone if you're DEAF?"

Gary slams the door and runs out of Mgintys pizza parlor.

"He sure didn't seem like he was in a good mood today"

MOOO

"Hi Betsy"

Back with Gary

"I'm almost there"

Gary runs into the hat shop,

"Here is my coupon sir I would like that hat please"

"I'm sorry sir but that coupon expired yesterday"

"NOT AGAIN"

Gary stumbles on some suitcases as he takes off out of the shop out to find a place to mope. He decides to see what else was in his paper.

"Lets see whats happening today"

NEWSFLASH

The winning number ticket for todays million dollar drawing is 523-234-285 the ticket is included in this newspaper, if you have the winning number please report to this address no later than 10:PM tonight.

"Nobody ever wins these contests"

Gary looks at his ticket to see what his numbers were.

"523-234-285…I won!"

Gary takes off towards the address on the ticket.

After Not being able to find any taxis, or any other cars on the road that day, Gary ran as fast as he could to the address.

"I'm here I have the winning ticket!"

"Yes sir you did have the winning ticket but since you didn't show up last night we drew another number"

Gary stumbles on another suitcase

"Sir you really should…"

"I hate my life" Gary thinks to himself as he walks home.

"Hey Marissa"

"What?"

"Hey Chuck"

"Hey Gare, I have had the worst day of my life today" Chuck takes a bite of his hamburger, which was odd because Gary didn't keep hamburger meat in his establishment. (OH No Betsy)

"It couldn't be as worse as mine"

"It could be. I just blew a million dollars on the stock market. Told you it wasn't as bad as me."

"Where'd you get the Mil?"

"I won a contest after some idiot didn't show up for his prize"

"Mines worse, I lost a million dollars to you"
"What's that suppose to mean?"

Gary stumbles on chucks suitcase. After kicking it across the room he says
"G-night Marissa"

"What?"

"Lets go Marissa"
Chuck led Marissa out the door

"What was that Chuck?"

Chuck shakes his head

"I don't know why I even bought her that cel phone"

The Next morning

Knock Knock, MOOOOO

"Why me?"

Gary repheats his daily routine falling out of the bed and walking to the door.

"I really hate you cow, so so so so much."

He takes the news paper and slams the door

"Today's Headline. Huge storm coming, get out of the city as soon as possible"

Gary gets up and opens his curtains to see a fish swimming past his window.

"I HATE MY LIFE!"

Theme song start

Credits roll

Eddie B III

Authors Note If you didn't notice throughout the story Gary was tripping on suitcases of people preparing to leave for the storm.