Disclaimer: breaking news: I just brought the suite life of zack and cody! Unless I'm dreaming that's not true, so…I don't own it!

Summary: Zack's 16 and Maddie agrees to go out with him on one condition: he must keep it a secret for 7 days, and he can't then they're over. Can he do it? Better than it sounds, please review!

It's rated T just to be safe; in fact it should probably be rated K, but oh well!

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Be My Bad Boy

Prologue: Remember the Feelings

Zack came running into the Tipton, which was something to start with. He ran up to the candy counter and said hi to Maddie.

"Hey sweet thang!" Maddie didn't even look up from the magazine she was reading; she just said "What's up Zack?" because who else would say that to her?

"Nothing really. You?" Maddie still didn't look up, but decided to have some fun with the blonde boy.

"Oh Zack, it was pretty boring. I've been waiting for you to come all day! Everytime I dozed off all I couldn't think about was your dazzling smile and how much I wanted you!" Zack's eyes opened wide, unaware of the sarcasm. Cody walked up behind him.

"You haven't ever heard of sarcasm, have you Zack?" Cody asked, grabbing a chocolate bar from Maddie and handing her a dollar. Maddie burst out laughing, ruining her straight face. Zack pouted, grabbed a packet of M&Ms and went to the elevator. Maddie held out her hand to Cody.

"You have to pay for his too, you know. I get partly paid off commission!"

"Maddie! I have something very important to ask you!" Zack came running in to the lobby.

"You stole my last pack of M&Ms, so I don't have any!" Zack looked at her funny.

"No, that wasn't what I was going to ask, but thanks anyway." Zack said slowly, like he was talking to an infant. "My prom is next week. I was going to ask you if youwantedtogotomypromwithme?"

Maddie smiled at Zack, and said "Sure, sounds like fun." Zack's smile grew so wide, but then it got smaller.

"You aren't being sarcastic or playing a joke on me, are you?" Maddie laughed, and shook her head no.

"I did promise to dance with you at your prom. But, I have one condition."

"Anything sweet thang, anything at all!" Zack nodded his head furiously, hoping that this wasn't a dream.

"You can't tell anyone."

Zack looked confused. "Okay, I won't tell anyone that you had a condition to go with me. Now what is it!"

"That's the condition, Zack. You can't tell anyone that I'm going to go to your prom with you. You can't flirt with me, hug me, even talk to me for the whole week unless we're alone. You can't kiss me, anything. And if you do…you're dateless."

"But I can tell Cody, right sweet thang?"

Maddie shook her head. "No, you can't even tell him. You can only talk about it when we're alone." Maddie smiled at his sad face. "So: Deal or No Deal?"

Zack nodded his head okay and shook her outstretched hand. "Deal."

Please review! There will be a chapter or two for each day. This is going to be a comedy, something different than my usually sad stuff. So please review!