Youko-chan- Hii! Sorry it's been so long since I last updated sweat drop Anyways this will be more of a comedy to relieve the stress for the characters. So, make sure your review!

Harry-pouts took you long enough….Nya

Draco hugs Harry from behind-mmm, I agree s' been a while since I've seen my lover. (kisses his neck, Harry flushes moaning)

Youko-chan-drooooool WAH! ON WITH THE STORY! And sorry it's so short!

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"Fangirls." Naruto grinned after he caught his breath. She snorted as she sat back down in her chair.

"So, did you get every one?" Sasuke asked. She gave him an annoyed look saying DuH

"I'm the Fifth Hokage god damnit, I can or-d-er people to do what I say you dumbass!" she barked. Doom! Sasuke and Naruto's heads were low and had anime dark clouds around them. Then a loud crack sounded around them.

"The great Green Beasts are here to help save the Parry Hotter!" came Lee and Gai's voice from inside the clouds. Doom! Tsunade also had an anime dark cloud over her head.

Then Sakura slammed into the room. "I just realized this!" she squealed and jumped onto Sasuke and began to fiddle with his cat ears.

The clouds disappeared and Lee burst over and also began to fiddle with his ears. Naruto, Gai, and Tsunade just sat back and laughed as Sasuke fell to the ground, his eyes closed, his mouth had a bit of drool hanging out, his tails thumping on the floor, and Lee and Sakura scratching his ears.

"Ahh, don't…purr, touch the…ears…furry furry…don't…furry…" Sasuke couldn't talk right but kept on trying… "Fuzzy."…and he was purring reeeealy loudly.

Naruto-evil grin

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Back at Hogwarts (Youko-chan-what you are about to see here is some icon thingers (things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts) I found, so who ever made them was not me, I give credit to that anonymous person)

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It was soon night time and Harry, Draco, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Fred and George (they had come as soon as they could), Justin, and some other students were in the Room of Requirements sitting in a large circle.

"I have a game." Luna said. "It's called Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts." Every one raised their eyebrows. "I'll start." She said dreamily. "A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become." Every one stared at her before roaring with laughter. "Now the next person goes."

"ME!" Ginny cheered. "Ok, I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing." Every one ooooed knowing that would be something bad.

"I will not draw an "H" on Percy Weasley's forehead." George said with a look of all seriousness before burst into laughter with everyone else.

"I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways." Harry sniggered. Everyone was wiping tears away they were laughing so hard.

"When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skyward and shout "There can only be ONE!"" Dean laughed.

"OMGWTF is not a spell."

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The force.""

"Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time." Draco smirked earning a halfhearted glare from Harry which was ruined by his amused smile.

"I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout "I have the power!""

"It is not necessary for me to yell "BAMF" every time I Apparate."

"I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom."

"I will not use Umbrige's quill to write "Told you I was hardcore."" Harry laughed.

"If the thought of the spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."-George

"I will not tell Sir. Cadagon that the Knights Who say NI have challenged him to a duel and then have the students yell "Ni" from various directions."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand." Luna said proudly.

"I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hall ways."

"I will not sing the badger song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches."

"I will not tell the Moon Prism Power is a basic transfiguration spell."

"I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to lord Voldemort."

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…Back to Naruto….er…yeeeah heh heh sweat drop

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Naruto laughed as he followed Sasuke back to his house. "Haha! Now I know your soft spot!" he cheered. Sasuke groaned, his ears drooping, his body was still tingling from when Naruto had pulled him into an alleyway and kissed him mindless while scratching his new sensitive ears.

Naruto stuck his bottom lip out as he noticed something was wrong with his mate. "Sa…Sasuke?" he jogged a bit to get ahead of him and turned to face him. "What's wrong koi?" he asked softly. Sasuke's head flew up with a deep red hue on his cheeks.

"Ko…Koi?" he stuttered. Naruto blushed but smiled. Walking close to him, he wrapped his arms around Sasuke's shoulders, pressing his body close to his own. Resting his forehead on the taller man's forehead, he sighed.

"Hai…koi…ai shiteru." He said before crushing his lips against Sasuke's in a mind blowing kiss, leaving him breathless and weak kneed, only Naruto's strong arms holding him up as he clung to him.

Looking into Naruto's blue azure eyes Sasuke got lost in the feeling that was so strong, they leaned close and

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Back to Hogwarts

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It was late, and Harry was beginning to tire. Draco saw this and put a hand on his shoulder. "Harry?" he murmured close to his ear. A shiver trembled it's way down Harry's spine, a new feeling of course, Harry didn't understand…but it seemed that Draco did.

Pulling Harry up from the floor, he lead him into the dorm rooms of Slytherin. Knowing that no one would bother them, Draco helped Harry onto his bed. Taking his face into his hands, Draco leaned down and kissed him full on the lips.

Harry moaned as something stirred in between his legs. "Nnn…Draco…I gasp! want you!" he finished. Draco pulled away and smiled down at the hansom Gryffindor.

"I know…I know" he muttered as he leaned down to capture Harry's lips again. Their bodies pressed against each others and Harry arched his back when Draco's hand found its way down to his groin.

"Oh god Draco…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Youko-chan-…..ok the beginning was funny, but I decided to bring up the heat near the end mmmm!

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Harry-WHAT! DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! ….besides…I wanna know if Draco can be on top…(GASP!) Did I just say that out loud?