Okay, the only reason why this holiday oneshot for Easter is so short is because...

I had a brain lock down. Total lights out on keyboard kinda thing.

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“This is such bull shit!” yelled Kisame as he kicked over another chair. Sasori glared at him menacingly. “We’ll never find the last Easter egg by smashing things. We might smash what we’re looking for.”

“Well, SORRY!”

Itachi kicked over a lamp. “This sucks. Leave it to Deidara to take our small, valuable stuff, put them in plastic eggs, and call it Easter. Then he has the nerve to hide himself so we don’t kill him.”

“That’s Deidara for you.” muttered Sasori darkly.

“Whatever, I just…” Kisame didn’t finish his sentence. He had opened the closet, and there sat a very guilty Deidara, a clump in his cheek.

“Found him.” Kisame called, and the other two were next to him in a blink of a Sharingan eye. “Where’s my Sasuke plushy…?” said Itachi in an intense evil voice.

Deidara smiled, and the clump cracked. Sasori’s left eyebrow rose a bit. “I think he hid the last Easter egg in his mouth…”

Itachi paled. “You mean to tell me, my Sasuke doll is in his mouth…?”

“Yep.” Said Kisame and Sasori simultaneously.

“Deidara… YOUSONOFABITCHIAMGONNAKILLYOU!1!”

Kisame - :O

Sasori - XD

Deidara - X(

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Yeah. Shortest thing I've ever posted. I've written notes longer than this... geez...