By stickmario645

Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda or Napolean Dynamite.

It was a sunny morning when Link Dynamite was waiting for the bus. Then he opened up his notebook to check something and cloesed it when the bus came. Then he got on and went to the back of the after he sat down the kid in the seat next to him asked "What are you gonna do today Link?" "Whatever I feel like doing. Gosh!" said Link. Then he opened his notebook and took out a Ganon action figure with string tied to it. Then he opened up the window and he threw the action figure out the window while holding on to the string. Then the kid watched it.

At school

"Link, would you give us your report?" said the teacher in class. Then Link stopped drawing and went up to the front of the class. "Yesterday japaneese scientist's put mines at bottom of Lake Hylia to blow Jabu-Jabu out of the water. As hylian hippies & Zora's pleaded not to do it Hylian Wizards put a magical shield around the lake from blowing up our underwater ally." said Link. Out in the hall. A bully was hitting Link. "Think your so smart?" said the bully. Then Link went up to the office. "Could I use your guy's phone for a sec?" He asked. "Why?" said the secratery. "I don't feel too good." said Link as the secratery pushed the phone up by him. Then Link dialed his phone number then moved behind the cornor.Bring! Bring! Bringed the phone at Link's house. Then Kipp answered the phone. "Hello"? He said. "Where's Grandma?" asked Link. "She's out geting her hair done." answered Kipp. "Could you get her for me?" asked Link. "Why?" asked Kipp. "Cause I don't feel good." said Link. "No Link." said Kipp. "Could you do me a favor then?' asked Link. "What?" said Kipp. "Could you bring me my chapstick?" said Link. "No Link. I know the school nurse has like 5 sticks in her drawer so go use some of hers." said Kipp. "No you sicko!" said Link. "Bye." said Kipp as he hung up the phone. "Idiot!" yelled Link in anger. Then he saw a teacher talking to a hispanic kid. "I know you can understand me." said the teacher. "Is this a new kid or something?" asked Link. "Link, this is Pedro." said the teacher. "Would you mind showing him where his locker is?" "Sure, comeon." said Link as He and Pedro walked off.

Pedro's Locker

"There are a few gangs at this school and one kept wanting me to join cause I'm good with a sword." said Link as he got Pedro's locker open. "Thanks." said Pedro. "Do you ride the bus to school?" asked Link. "No I ride my bike." said Pedro. "What kind is it?" asked Link. "A sledgehammer." said Pedro.

Pedro's House

"Ever take it off any sweet jumps?" asked Link. They got a ramp set up then Pedro did a jump on it. "Could I try it real quick?" asked Link. Then Link went on it and he broke the ramp and hit his nards. "Ow." said Link has he winced in pain on the ground.

Link's house

"Feed Navi Link!" said Grandma. "What are we supposed to eat?" asked Link. "Link, Make yourself a dang qusadilla!" said Grandma. Then Link went outside with Navi's food. "Navi you fat lard come get some dinner!" said Link to a small blue fairy tied to a post. "Eat it!" said Link. "EAT THE FOOD!" screamed Link as he threw some food out into the middle of the ranch.

Notes: Sorry this chap was short. I had to hurry. But the next chap will be up soon!