MAIS! by Koharu Mitsuki

Dedicated to: The Anime Academy: Professor Kat, Professor Mara, Paula, Juerjen, Frigelle, and Kate. You people are my inspiration for this! Oh, also to my friend, aPpLecHeRrY!

Standard disclaimer applies.

Legend:

"Sakura"

"Naruto"

"Sasuke"

"Kakashi-sensei"

"Saaakura, aking pinakamamahal!"

"Ano ba na naman, Naruto!"

"Wala lang! Gusto lang kitang batiin ng isang maganda at masayang umaga!"

"Ano?"

"Wow naman, ang ganda, ganda mo!"

"Huwag ka ngang magbiro!"

"Pero totoo naman ah! Maganda ka, sexy, matalino! Kaya nga mahal kita eh!"

"Che, manigas ka!"

"Tumahimik ka nga, tanga."

"Heh! Ikaw ang manahimik, Sasuke!"

"Tch."

"Aba…—!"

"Tama na nga!"

"Magandang umaga, pinakamamahal kong mga estudyante!"

"Grr! Hay naku, Sir Kakashi, minamais ka ba! Nakakainis!"

"…?"

"…"

"…?"

"Ano? May nasabi ba ako?"

"Sakura, tama ba yung narinig ko? Minamais si Sir Kakashi? Minamais, as in CORN?"

"Oo."

"…!"

"…"

"…"

"Ano? Bakit kayo nagtitinginan sa'kin nang ganyan?"

"Eh, Sakura, bakit mais?"

"…"

"Eh? Kasi ang corny na nung salitang 'corny' kaya ginawa ko nalang na 'mais'!"

"…?"

"…"

"…"

"Ah, eh, Sakura, okay ka lang ba? Meron ka ba ngayon? Pang-ilang araw mo na ba?"

"…"

WAPAK!

TUGSHKK!

BAMBAMBAM!

"ARAY! Sakura, bakit mo naman ginawa iyon!"

"Manahimik ka nga!"

A/N: Pointless fic. My first attempted humor-fic in Naruto. I just really wanted to get it out of my system. Special thanks to Kate, the one who introduced 'mais' to me. (Well, I think she was the one…) I hope you understood how the story went. Basically, it's just a morning conversation between Team Seven.

Koharu

Reviews appreciated. Flames ignored. Constructive criticisms considered.

Naruto: Umm, may band-aid ba kayo?