WTF?

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MORE REVIEW REPLIES CUZ I LIEK THEM:

Jamie: Yay, I made someone happy… STFU!

Razzkat: Hahahaha I stole Wigglytuff from you! Hahahahaha u sux! STFU!

Joeb: U STILL R TEH SUXORZ! STFU!

Rynada: STOP FLAMING ME FLAMER! STFU!

Niyanna: Hahahaha ur name iz funneh. STFU!

ACT II: How dare you rip me off? STFU!

SasukeBlade: Did you call me the r0xx0rz? STFU!

Yoshiguru: Hey, why don't you try reviewing a story that wasn't written by… you know…

SkyQueen3: …more… chapters? What… chapter? Og no like thinky… STFU!

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Chapter 3

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That night, as Wigglytuff went to bed, she had the strangest dream.

This particular dream was about Wigglytuff and Pikachu flying around the city of Fourside on a yellow banana, while a choir of heavenly angels sang about the latest SSB game.

Suddenly, though, she was woken from her slumber by Marth, who was now in her bed.

"Wig?" said Wigglytuff in confusion.

"Mmm-hmm," said Marth, leering.

"Wigglytuff!" said Wigglytuff indignantly.

Roy opened the door. "Hey, Wigglytuff, sweet thi- what the…?"

Marth looked up, shocked. "I can explain!"

"Hey!" said Roy. "I though we agreed that there would be no romantic subplots!"

"Hey," said Marth, "I don't care what you think. Wigglytuff loves me… right, sweetums?"

Wigglytuff walked out of her room very fast.

"Huh," said Marth.

"Huh," said Roy.

"So," said Marth.

"Uh, breakfast time," said Roy.

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"So, Wigglytuff," said Zelda, as she chewed on her cereal (by the way Zelda eats royal cereal because Zelda is a princess but not Peach becuz PEach sux adn im not a peach fanboyslashgirl), "do you get many suitors?"

Wigglytuff looked at Zelda, confused, then shook her head, smiling.

"Really?" said Zelda. "That's surprising; such an obviously attractive woman like you…"

Wigglytuff blushed, and then choked on a bone in her corn flakes.

"Wait a minute," said Mario, who had been watching, "how do bones end up in people's corn flakes?"

"Corn bones," replied Peach matter-of-factly.

"What?" said Mario incredulously.

"You know?" said Peach. "Do you think that corn plants just move with a bunch of muscles and blood thingies? Of course not, they need bones to move around, duh."

"Are-a you serious?" said Mario.
"Duh," said Peach, crossing her arms pompously, "I'm a princess. Princesses are always serious!"

Peach went back to eating her non-royal cereal.

"Hey!" said all of the kids in unison as they stampeded down the stairs, "it's the new person!"

"What's her name…?" added Young Link.

"Jigglypuff?" said Nana.

"No, that's Jigglypuff's name," said Young Link.

"Wigglytuff!" remembered Ness.

Young Link, Nana, Popo, Ness and Kirby finished their stampede and crashed into Mario's back.

"Oop," said Kirby. He stepped back. "Uh, Peach did it."

"Of course I did it," said Peach, "I'm a princess."

"Peach, did you realised you just confessed to something you didn't do?" said Zelda, annoyed.

"Of course I realise," said Peach, right before Mario hit her in the head with a dead fish.

"Ow," said Peach, fainting.

"Hi," said Master Hand, floating in, "are we all having a nice chat?"

"Yep," said everyone in unison.

"Who's talking to Wigglytuff?" said Master Hand.

"We were about to," said Young Link.

"Not good enough," said Master Hand. "That's it! No lunch for any of you today! Except for Wigglytuff. She's my new favourite Smasher!" In fact, this was because WIGGLYTUFF IS THE BEST SMAShER 3VAR!

"That sucks!" said Ness. "Why don't we get any food?"

"Because you didn't make Wigglytuff feel welcome," said Master Hand.

"We were about to!" said Ness.

"Not good enough," said Master Hand.

"I hate you!" said Nana, throwing Popo at him.

"Ow!" said Ness. "Why didn't you throw him at Master Hand?"

"Because you're a nerd," said Nana.

"Nana," said Ness, slowly, "there's-"

(Oops, I haven't mentioned the word Wigglytuff for six whole lines.)

Wigglytuff did a little dance, which was so impressive that everybody clapped politely.

"Yes," said Master Hand, "you're very interesting. Very. Interesting."

He left.

"It's great to have you, Wigglytuff!" said Link. "Will you be my lovey-dovey?"

Wigglytuff shook her head.

Link burst into tears. "Nobody loves me!" he cried.

"I love you!" cried an army of fangirls outside the Smash Mansion.

"I'm Link!" added Link.

"Oops," replied the Marth fangirls. "You suck!"

"Nobody loves me!" cried Link.

Wigglytuff patted Link on the head.

"Wow, compassion," said Link. "That's good enough for me!"

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THANK YOU all for T3H REVIUWS!

I want more reviews!

(Yeah, also read stories by me, Tikitikirevenge is really cool, Tiki who I've co-wrote a few chapters with, and all the people I mentioned in the first chapter (they're great), and Tikitikirevenge, and myself, of course.)