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Disclaimer: Pot doesn't belong to me. Too sad, isn't it? The concept of OTP5 (Sanada, Atobe, Echizen, Fuji, Tezuka) doesn't belong to me either.
Rating: K+
Summary: Inui is being interviewed by a journalist.
A/N: English is not my first language; feel free to point out the mistakes I made.
OOCness, attempt to humor …
Dedicated to the people who, after having read "A life without you", thought I was depressed
Please read & review.
Critique : Thanks for your reviews. Even if it's more on the flame side it's a review. First of all you don't know me. I'm not the kind of person to insult anybody (and when I say anybody I mean anybody!) without a valid reason. So if you think this fic is hurting your eyes and your brain, stop reading it.
You also forgot that it's a fiction. When writing a fiction you don't have to stick to reality, especially when it's based on an anime.
Oh and before I forget I'm for gay people getting married and adopting kids. They are people like you and me so we have to let them live the way they want.
Inui (I): Hello! Well Renji won't be able to join us today. He is working. One of his colleagues called in sick and he had to replace him.
J: Oh that's sad because today is the very last episode of our TV show.
I : How come?
J: Our producer was fired and nobody wanted to take his place.
I: I understand. So what is the program of the show?
J: Incest and twin love.
I: By incest you mean the strange relation between Mizuki, Fuji Yuuta and Fuji Yumiko?
J: Indeed. What are the last evolutions in their relation?
I: Basically you want to know if there is some kind of illegal relationship. Yes there is.
J: Can you explain?
I: Fuji Yuuta and Fuji Yumiko are together.
J: And Mizuki?
I: They broke up with him but then called him again.
J: Can you explain?
I: Yumiko was sick and tired of him not paying attention to her and Yuuta of his sister hitting on him. Then they lived together like a married couple and everything was fine till they received a letter from Fuji Syusuke. He complained about Mizuki stalking him and asked them to find a solution because Atobe was on the verge of sending his bodyguards.
J: So they took him back.
I: Yes and no. Yuuta made him promise not to go near his brother and to pay more attention to Yumiko. He explained him that his sister really loved him that she has been depressed since they kicked him out.
J: And what about Yuuta? As far as I remembered Mizuki was in love with Yuuta.
I: Yuuta loves his sister and Mizuki. But I don't think he will sleep with his sister.
J: Why?
I: Because it's immoral. I know they slept together in the past but they decided they couldn't take the risk of her getting pregnant with his child.
J: You mean that there will be a little Mizuki in a near future.
I: Maybe.
J: What will happen to Yuuta?
I: He is living with them and sleeping with Mizuki. Yumiko isn't jealous. She understands her brother's point of view. She will even adopt a child with him. With Atobe's help of course.
J: Ok. Now I just want to ask you a few questions about the Tachibana siblings. Some rumors were spread about a hidden relation between them.
I: A relation? Not at all. They are really close. That's all.
J: But I've a photo of him kissing her on the lips.
Inui takes the photo and looks at it.
I: This photo is an assembling. I can even tell you who did it.
J: Who is it?
I: Niou Masaharu and Yagyuu Hiroshi. They used to play pranks on people when they were in Junior High. This photo is even part of a whole book entitled "forbidden love". It was a school project for their social studies class. They got a good grade for this book.
J: Oh…
I: You sound a bit disappointed. To comfort you I can tell you that the Kisarazu twins had a kind of relation before they started dating other people.
J: Twincest and incest? That's great. Can you elaborate?
I: They were really close to each other. They used to sleep in the same bed because their house was small. They liked the same music, the same TV shows. They showered together… And then they kissed. I don't need to describe what happened next.
J: How did their relation end?
I: Atsushi met Yanagisawa Shinya while shopping for his mother's birthday present. They hadn't met since the end Junior High. They chatted and went out several times before realizing that they loved each other. But the first step had been taken by Ryou. He came home one evening with a girl friend. A classmate.
J: So Ryou brought home this girl and their relation came to an end.
I: Not exactly. It came to an end when they asked their parents for separate rooms. It happened during their second year of Senior High School.
J: We know what happened after. Kisarazu Ryou died and his brother broke up with his boyfriend and became a priest.
I: Good summary.
J: As we have a little bit of time left, can you explain us what Buchou complex is all about.
I: It is a strange phenomenon that only took place in Seigaku, Hyoutei and Rikkai Dai Fuzuku. Some players were attracted by their captain.
J: Who were they?
I: Echizen Ryoma, Kirihara Akaya and Hyoshi Wakashi.
J: Why were they attracted to their buchou?
I: Tezuka, Atobe and Yukimura were part of the best tennis player on the Junior High circuit. They were seen as model by the other players.
J: Well, but they are no Gods so why did some players worship them?
I: Kirihara worshipped Yukimura because he was one of the rare players to beat him. Moreover he never treated him like a baby and he never hit him, unlike Sanada.
J: Hyoshi Wakashi?
I: He dreamt of taking his captain's place at the head of the tennis club. I can't really say he worshipped Atobe. I paid attention to his action and it had a little stalking aspect. Atobe didn't mind. I think it was his way to make him learn his future job as the head of Hyoutei tennis club.
J: Echizen Ryoma?
I: Ah Echizen. His ultimate dream was to defeat Tezuka and his father. He was an annoying brat. He always tried to get close to Tezuka. He even took the role of bench coach during his first year of Junior High just to be able to analyze our captain's way of playing.
J: Ok. It seems that Echizen didn't overcome his complex.
I: Are you saying that because he is part of OTP5?
J: Yes.
I: Well one can say that. But you mustn't forget that Echizen was the creator of OTP5.
J: I don't get it.
I : It's easy. OTP5 is composed of the some of best tennis players. It means challenge and Echizen likes challenge a lot.
J: You mean that OTP5 wasn't about love.
I: Yes. It was a way for Echizen to play tennis but little by little love began to creep in their hearts.
J: Well it clashed with what you told us in a former interview.
I: I know. But it became OTP5 when they were in love. Before that their association had no name.
J: Thanks for the information. Do you have a last think to say before the end of the show?
I: I would like to thank all the viewers and the people who send me letters about the show. I also want to say a big hello to my parents who made me take chemistry lesson in elementary school. I want to dedicate this last show to Renji who wasn't able to come today. I also want to thank Sakuno for her general behavior. Hadn't I been with Renji I would have married her. Atobe you don't need to send a professional killer after me. I won't try to take her away from you. And to finish I would like to wish all the viewers a happy life.
J: That was really nice from you Inui. Thank you for coming and answering my questions.
I: It was funny and I hope we'll be able to meet again soon.
Inui left the TV set. The journalist was just behind him.
Off stage you could hear many people sob.
At the other end of Tokyo, in a big mansion, Atobe flicked the TV off a big smile on his lips. After many attempts he managed to make this TV show disappear. Now he will be able to live in peace.
Why did I decide to end this fic? Because it is a never ending fic and well I thought it was high time for me to finish it.
Now I will ask you to point out your favorite moments in this fic: pairings and story and maybe, I'll write a little something about them.
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