|Suit Up, GameGirl!
Author: Heroine of the Valley PM
I got a little carried away these Mary Sue's...I think that's what they're callled...Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 05-26-01 - id: 295394
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I do not own Gundam Wing but I own ME!
My favorite anime is playing on Toonami: GUNDAM WING! I
scoot up closer and turn on the TV, wearing my white T-shirt that says: 'Proud
to be an American Girl!' (I really do have a shirt like that!
"Duo's so cute," I comment, waiting for his face
to pop up.
The narrator says the title, "Patriotism."
"'Patriotism?'" I echo with a mumble, "'Patriotism?'"
"Duo, what's the matter with you?" Hilde demands.
"You really want to know?" He retorts, "Fine, I don't think we should see each other anymore."
"What?!" Hilde and I say in unison.
"Duo, are you nuts?" I question the sexy Deathscythe pilot, putting my hands on the TV screen, "You and Hilde were made for each other."
"I want an American Girl!" he says.
"What's wrong with German girls?" I mutter as Hilde screams the phrase.
"I just think it's better this way," Duo said, "I saw you becoming very close to one of your German comrades the other day."
"Not true!" she snarls.
Duo climbs into his Deathscythe.
"Hilde, don't give up too soon!" I yell at
Then I suddenly end up going through this tunnel that looks
like stars and then I see ground.
"Are you okay?" a voice asks.
"Yeah, thanks Duo."
"That's me," he says.
I wasn't sure, but I assume he's pulling an image up close on screen, "Does your shirt say what I think it says?!"
"My shirt?" I look down at it, "well, I suppose it does!"
"Duo, there you are!" I hear my second favorite
pilot's voice, Quatre Rabera Winner's.
"She did what?!" I demand with a shout.
"I wish I knew!" he cries, "Wait, who are you?"
"An All American Angel!" Duo shouts, "She fell from the sky!"
"I'm no angel," I say, "really.
Deathscythe starts walking to the base and places me on the
'Someone pinch me!' I send out silently, 'my favorite pilot
is hugging me!'
"Because, it's the right thing to do," I tell him, "I don't' belong here."
"Why do I get the feeling you know us?" Quatre asks.
"Because I do," I reply, "I've seen you on
"Intruder!" Wufei shouts, "injustice!"
"Hi, Wufei," I moan.
"You know my name!
"Oh shut up!" I mutter.
"He's just upset because Sally broke up with him too," Quatre tells me.
"That's a lie, you weakling!" he snarls at Quatre.
"I see you found your American girl, Duo," Hilde says and points a gun at my head.
"No, Hilde!" Duo gasps, "be nice!"
"Wait a second!" I scream, "can I just talk
to you for a second?
"Star? Show? What are you talking about?"
I take her hand and run out of the room, "let's go talk somewhere private."
"How do you know my name?" Hilde demands.
"Like I said, are a character on a show.
"I knew it!" she screams, "You're--"
"Relax, Hilde," I tell her, "he's everyone's
favorite! But I know you two belong together!
"Oh, I don't know," she mumbles.
"You can do it," I say, "now I have to go find Dorothy and have her reconsider her relationship with Quatre."
"Because," I say, "Quatre's my second
"Who are you?" she asks.
"My name's Haley," I reply, "hey, are you
She sniffs, "he's going to fight again!"
"There's a battle going on?" I ask.
"No, no," she says, "he's going to duel with my brother again!"
"If Milardo dies, then Noin will be all alone!" I
say, "and if Heero dies, then you'll be alone!
Dorothy Catalonia passes by me, "Dorothy!
"Who are you to tell me what to do?"
"You know I'm right!"
Noin walks by me and raises an eyebrow, "are you a new recruit?"
"Miss Noin, can you lead me to the control room?"
"What do you plan to do?" she asks me.
"I'll show you where it is!" Relena takes my hand
and brings me to a room and turns on a few buttons.
"Yes," I reply, "that and a bit more." I
clear my throat, "Attention Gundam Pilots!
"Thank you," Relena thanks me.
"You're welcome," I tell her, "now I have to
figure out how to get back home."
"Hey, I'm home!" I shout.