Um… hi…

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heh

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PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! PLEAAAAASE! I WAS SICK! I HAD FINALS! IT WAS MY BROTHER’S BIRTHDAY! ANGEL WAS ON!

I got a bout a million more of these… heh

But im sure youd rather read the continuation of Share the Toast…

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Warning: rated T. and its Slash. Slashyish. Slashishlyful. Slashlyfulish. Slashyfu- ok ok I’ll stop.

Chapter Two

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Blaise’s POV

“I’m brilliant!” Draco announced, self adoringly. “I mean, did you see the look on his face! Oh Merlin that was priceless!”

I nodded.

Draco continued, excitedly recounting every second of it as if I hadn’t been there watching the whole time.

Can you say narcissist?

“And when I called him sexy! I thought he was going to die on the spot! Can I get any more wicked? Blaise, such perfection should be illegal.” He said with a sideways glance at one of the many mirrors that adorned our dorm. “And yet… here I am!”

Annoying as it was, I found it hard to disagree. Draco was the technical definition of perfect, well besides his personality. And he even managed to pull that off. God knows how.

Falling backwards on to his bed, he fixed me with a deep stare. His eyes clouded into a stormy gray. “Blaise.”

I tried not to gawk.

“Yeah?” I mumbled.

“Tell me I’m pretty.” He said, his expression perfectly serious.

I almost chocked.

“In your dreams. I think someone’s in desperate need of a trip to a hospital. But its ok Draco, I’m sure they’ll have lots of mirrors there. And padded rooms too.” he tossed a pillow at me and laughed. Thank god he was kidding. I had half a mind to agree.

“Blaise.” He said again. I groaned.

“I’m not calling you pretty! Get it through you blond skull!” he sat up and almost bumped his head on the bunk above him.

“You git. I was merely going to say that we need to think of something else to do to Potter. I’m sure he’ll wake up eventually. You know in a few weeks or so.”

I grinned. Now this was something I could handle, bugging the shit outta Potter. Draco’s appearance was a topic I generally tried to avoid.

“You could snog him during potions.” I suggested.

He glared at me.

“I am NOT going to snog Potter. That’s disgusting. I had to brush my teeth for ten minutes after biting a piece of his toast!”

He had a point there. Potty probly never even brushed his teeth.

“You could make him think you were going to kiss him and then pull away and leave…” I tried.
Draco paced the room.

“But that would still leave me with the problem of looking like I wanted to kiss Potter!” He stopped pacing.

His eyes turned dark. It’s kinda creepy how they change color. I bet he charmed them.

“I want to humiliate him Blaise. I want the whole school to see him chase after me like a love sick puppy. He’s going to pay for ridiculing me that first day.” He hissed, spite oozing from each word.

But maybe I’m exaggerating. Dribbling more like.

“Uh Draco… you’re getting kinda creepy here. Bordering on obsessed really… you’re not going to laugh manically are you?” I said, backing away slowly. I think Draco needs some quality time far far away from his father. Preferably in the psychiatric ward at St. Mungo’s.

“Of course not Blaise. Don’t be ridiculous.” He said tossing yet another pillow at me. How many of those things does he have anyways? It’s not right for a man to have that many pillows. Except for the ones with the tassels. I like tassels.

Then again you’d have to be off your rocker to call Draco Malfoy a man.

Woodland sprite fairy thing maybe. Man? No way.

He glared at me.

“Blaise. Are you comparing me to a fairy in your head again?”

“No.” I gulped. Uncanny that.

“Because you’ve got the same misty look you had before you insisted on checking my back for wings that one time.”

“I WAS DRUNK!”

Draco, for once stayed silent. His eyebrow rose up annoyingly though.

“I was!”

He coughed into his hand.

“Sure Blaise.” He said before getting up and walking to the door.

I tossed one of his pillows at him a fraction of a second before he closed the door.

Heh heh. He said misty. He is too a fairy.

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Next chapter coming soon. tis Harry’s POV.

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