|The Legend of Mithos: The Linkite Ocarina of Time
Author: Kuroda-chan PM
This is a Tales of Symphonia and Ocarina of Time crossover. I put it in Zelda because it follows the plot, but it will be funnier if you've played Tales of Symphonia.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 06-19-06 - Published: 05-29-06 - id: 2963223
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Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time or Tales of Symphonia or any of the characters.
The Legend of Mithos: The Linkite Ocarina of Time
--The Great Marble Tree--
"YUAN! FOR THE TENTH MILLIONTH TIME, GO FIND KRATOS!" The Great Marble Tree screamed at the half-elf…err…whatever he would be.
"B-but I'm not a fairy!" He protested.
Then the Great Marble Tree zapped Yuan with something. Come on, you have and imagination, right?
"But now you are. GO!"
"Aw, crud!" Yuan moaned as he flew away.
Yuan began to jump on the sleeping boy. "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!" He yelled.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Kratos screamed as he woke up.
"Hi!" Yuan shouted.
"I'M A FAIRY!" Yuan exclaimed happily.
"No, really?" Kratos asked sarcastically.
"YEP! Uh…anyways, let's go get a lot of money."
"Why…?" Kratos asked.
"'CAUSE YOU NEED A SHIELD!" Yuan shouted.
"Oh Din, this shield is cruddy!" Kratos complained.
"Well it's not my fault that you were too lazy to find more money…Anyways, you need a sword." Yuan explained.
"But I already have one!"
"I don't know…"
"Anyways, you have to—"
"NO!" Kratos shouted.
"But I didn't even tell you what you have to do yet!" the blue fairy protested.
"Oh, right. Go on."
"YOU NEED TO SAVE THE GREAT MARBLE TREE!"
"And I should do this…why…?"
"Um…gee, I don't really know…"
"Then no, I'm not helping."
"Err…then…how about; THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON YOU!"
--The Great Marble Tree—
"OMG YOU'RE FINALLY HERE!" The Great Marble Tree shouted. "I need you to defeat the giant spider queen Ghoma and when you do I will just talk about really unimportant and pointless stuff. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to die anyway so you're just wasting you time oh well." (That last sentence is said quickly)
"I didn't catch that last part, what did you—" Kratos started to say until he was interrupted.