Disclaimer: I don't own it. Darn.

Moi Musings: Written for Celeste1's challenge of sorts. Thought I'd give a shot at Hitsugaya + Matsumoto. Turned out a little different, but that doesn't matter. That much.

Set somewhere in the future, with a teenaged Hitsugaya. No spoilers that I can think of. I might continue this, if I can find the proper inspiration (in other words, reviews).

“No worries, Taichou! I said I didn’t mind!”

“But-”

“No, really. I mean, it’s perfectly fine for a normal-”

“Matsumoto.”

“-Hormone-driven teenage boy to-”

“Matsumoto.”

“-have such interests! Or was it cravings?”

“MATSUMOTO.”

“Even if he is one of the highly ranked captains of the Gotei 13. I mean, it is normal, isn’t it? Wanting to sneak a peek at a well-endowed woman. Such as myself.”

“Damn it, won’t you listen to me for a moment?”

“But of course, Taichou.”

“Look, I really, really didn’t mean to walk in on-”

“Of course, my dear Taichou. I’m sure you didn’t mean it.”

“That’s good to-”

“But I did have a feeling that you would eventually crack under the pressure, you know? But I didn't expect such a thing to happen, and in the bath no less! I'll say, there’s just not enough sake in your life, see?”

“Matsumoto.”

“Really, Taichou, you need to loosen up a little. You’re growing up to be almost exactly like Kuchiki-taichou. Honestly, if I wanted a handsome, sexy, aloof captain I would have transferred there immediately, rather than wait for you to grow up and see if you’ll be as cute as you were when you were a kid or something sexier than the sixth division captain! I mean, yes, Kuchiki-taichou is kinda hot and come to think of it, so is Shuuhei, but he’s besides the point anyway, I don’t see how you’ll grow up to be like him because now you seem to be tilted in the way of Kuchiki-taichou which is completely sad, really, I thought that being a fukutaichou could actually be a breeze for once but noooo, you have to go and grow up to be another one of those slave drivers-…”

“GAH. I give up.”

Matsumoto’s smile got a little wider as she continued her tirade against her teenaged captain and the sixth division’s head.

Hitsugaya sighed, and slumped a little lower in his chair. His face was still pink. She should have locked the door, really.

He made a mental note to knock the next time he wanted to enter the bathroom.

Meanwhile, Kuchiki Byakuya couldn’t understand why he kept sneezing so violently.

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