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Slade's Icy Apprentice
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Rated: M - English - Humor - Robin & Raven - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 06-07-06 - Published: 06-06-06 - id:2977804

A/N: YAY! I'm adding another chapter! Guess what the best part is? And this is for all those who think I'm such a close minded, sour bitch. It's RobRae but mostly SladeRae! Now, knowing that I love RobRae, why would I make Raven cheat on him with his mortal enemy? Because I just feel like it. No problem with that is there? Just check the previous chapter and you'll see that RobRae has already been written. And just wait and see the next chapter! On to the fic...

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or anything else that is mentioned in here.

Robin entered the living room. He had been under the shower and could hear all the racous going on in the rec room. It didn't really bother him it just caught his ear. So he was eager to find out what was the source of all the excitement. He stopped at the door and froze as all eyes were on him. He was confused by this. Especially because Raven wasn't in the bunch. He made his way closer.

"What...?" He asked slightly worried now.

Beast Boy was just about to go on and start yapping but Cyborg quickly hushed him by slapping him in the back of the head. This stopping the changeling in his attempted ranting. Robin still stood there and took the remote that was offered to him. Starfire had her hands clasped and her eyes were about as wide as eyes could get. He raised an eyebrow quizically and pressed a button that of course opened the TV. Everybody seemed to wince and jump a good ten feet away from him.

Robin saw Slade. This was obviously some recording the villain had sent them. Just the sight of that mad man made Robin want to go on a rampage. Cyborg now realized what their leader would be doing when he saw the whole tape so he cautiously approached the game station and snatched it away quickly. Of course he tripped over the cord and the game station came crashing into Beast Boy's head which caused Starfire to giggle for at least 5 minutes.

Robin waited for everybody to settled down before pressing play again to find out what Mr. half-a-pumpkin-head had to say for himself. Once he started the tape everybody stood fearfully at a greater distance to ensure they would not suffer any type of 'accidental death' or anything of that nature. Starfire could only thank X'hal none of her mustard was laying around. Or she'd have to use her alien powers/strength to defend it.

Slade began to speak...

Hello Robin. I know you must have noticed your girlfriend Raven is currently absent. Hope you don't mind me borrowing her for a while. I must say, when I found out you two were dating, I was impressed. I didn't think you had it in you. But I really must stop stalling now shouldn't I? You must be wandering what I'm doing with our dear Raven. I can assure you it's nothing she couldn't enjoy. She is after all your girlfriend.

Robin was starting to crumple the controller in his gloved hands. His anger just sky rocketed and it scared his teammates. He tried taking a single deep breath. He guessed Slade knew he'd be furious and needed the time to regulate his breathing. For he hadn't bothered saying anything else for a brief moment. Once he was calm or the closest thing to it, he regarded the masked menace who leaned over into the screen for effect on his words.

I expect you're confused and would like me to clarify?

Beast Boy nodded vigurously. He had already seen this thing but he needed to hear it again to allow his brain to process the information more accurately. Slade seemed to roll his eye as if he expected BB to request a , he probably had. Therefore he began to explain.

Raven's been getting 'it' from me. We've been 'gettin' busy'. Uhh.. I believe the term would be shagged? No wait.. Ok, I got it! I screwed her senseless. I fucked her brains out. I think that summs it up pretty well. The point is, she's been seeing me, and you hadn't the vaguest clue of that. Whenever she says she's out shopping, she's actually bending over for me. And whenever she's out, and you call her.. she's with me. I'll let you figure out the rest on your own.

I really must get going now. I think I hear Raven calling me. Wouldn't want to keep her waiting. I'll talk to you all soon my little Titans.

Through this whole thing, Starfire had managed to dive into the kitchen. Whoop up a batch of the pudding of sadness and sneak back into the room. Robin dropped the remote. He fell to his knees dissapointed in finding out Slade had been doing 'things' to his girlfriend that absolutely no one should do except him. He open his mouth to let out a loud cry of angush. As Starfire offered him the goop and Beast Boy and Cyborg immediately hid behind the nearest peice of furniture around.

"He didn't invite ME! That is SO like him!" Robin shouted and stomped toward the telephone to start talking about it with all of his girl friends.

"LIKE OMG! CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM!"

Cy, BB and Star looked at one another amazed. Cyborg pulled the phone connected to his arm out and dialed a number.

"Hey Doc, Rob's finally gone crazy. We're bringin' him in asap. (a pause) Aight cool." Cyborg spoke and hung up.

He, Beast Boy and Starfire suddenly began to close in on Robin. Before long he was surrounded and forced into the T-car for a joy ride to the 'house of nuts' as Starfire called it.

A/N: Ok, that wasn't hilarious but it was alright.. right? Just review. XD

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