Yes, yes, I know I should be working on Study Buddies, but, it's summer break for me and I'm writing about school! Not to mention, my brain can't think and I haven't asked my aunt for Spanish words cause I forget.

Anyways, this idea has been bugging me for awhile. I think it's kinda amusing. And it does say that Orihime has other relatives who help, yes?

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

The Call

The phone was ringing. Orihime picked it up, "Moshi moshi."

"Orihime, it's your aunt, Eleanor, remember me?"

"Ah, Auntie Eleanor! Of course I remember you." Does my own aunt think I'm stupid or something?

"Good, I was just asking because it has been awhile since I've seen you. This brings us to the reason for this conversation. I was wondering if I could, perhaps, come visit you and see how you are doing."

"Of course you can come and visit! I think it would be really cool! Oh, wait…you don't mind if I have friends living with me, do you?"

"Friends, living with you? When did this happen?"

"Um….about a month or so ago."

"Really. Are the nice people?"

"Rangiku-chan is very nice! And Hitsugaya is….nice, but a little …rude, sometimes."

"Ah. I see. So, are they girls? Because I believe that it would be extremely non-moral if you had a boy living with you?"

"Um…Hitsugaya is a boy."

"WHAT! You haven't…you know, with him, have you?"

"What?" What is she talking about? Oh…wait, I think I know. Pervert. "NO, Auntie Eleanor, I haven't. Not to mention, Hitsugaya is too young to be doing that. I think. I don't know how old he actually is, but still, he's too young."

"Thank goodness. Don't know what I would say if you had been violated. Do they stay at the house, or do they go to school?"

"They go to school with me."

"Both of them? The same school as you?"

"Yes."

"But I thought you said Hitsugaya was young."

"He is, but he's also really smart."

"I see. A tensai, is he?"

"Yes."

"Ah, it seems I have gotten us off track. Dearie, we need to go back to the reason for this call. My visit. Will your friends mind me coming?"

"No, I don't think so."

"Good. Anyways, I'll be down in a few days. Perhaps by the weekend."

"Okay. I'll start getting ready for your arrival. Eh, wait…do you know where my new address is?"

"Yes, of course I do, dearie."

"Okay, well, I'll see you this weekend."

"Yes, see you. Good bye."

"Good bye." Orihime hung up the phone.

-The Dining Room-

"So, who just called, Orihime?" asked Matsumoto as the girl re-entered the dining room.

"My auntie Eleanor. She's coming to visit for awhile."

"Really?"

"Does she know that Matsumoto and I are here?" asked Hitsugaya.

"Yes. And you know what? When I said that you were a boy, she thought we were sleeping together. Hee hee. Isn't that ridiculous?"

Hitsugaya chocked on the food he just ate before he swallowed it. "What!"

"She thought the two of you were having sex," said Matsumoto. "Are you blushing, taichou? That is so adorable!"

"It is not adorable!"

"Yes it is, Hitsugaya," said Orihime.

"No, it is not!"

"But it is!" The two girls exclaimed.

"I'm through with dinner," said Hitsugaya as he got up to go put the dish away.

"What did we do?"

"He's embarrassed about the idea of having sex. He's a virgin, ya know."

"And you're not?"

Matsumoto burst out laughing. Orihime had a clueless look on her face. Why is she laughing? When Matsumoto was calm enough, she said, "Sweetie, I've been around a long while. Of course I've had sex."

"Oh."

"Anyways, we should take care of our dishes."

"Yes."

-That Weekend-

"Hitsugaya, are you done cleaning the bathroom?" Orihime asked.

"Yes," he responded. "Why do I have to help clean if it is your aunt?"

"Because, it will make it go faster."

"It's your own fault for not doing it the past few days. But no, you decide to do it on the day she comes."

"Taichou. Just shut up and help clean," Matsumoto's voice came from somewhere in the kitchen.

"But I'm done."

"Do something else."

"There is nothing else to do."

"Oh. Well… I don't know."

Hitsugaya sighed as he put the cleaning supplies back up. Then, all of a sudden, a shadow loomed over him. He turned around.

"Well, aren't you just the sweetest thing?"

Yay! First chapter done. Poor Hitsugaya. Wonder what he has in store for him, especially since the aunt's gonna be the stereotypical aunt, you should know the kind.