So so sorry for not updating. I was distracted…but nothing over the summer, and I was reading my summer reading (shock shock). Then school started and filling out college applications, and I've been incredibly lazy. D: But I will try and get better.

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Hitsugaya let out a moan of discomfort. His head hurt. He didn't know why. Oh, wait….he did. It came from all the sugar he had been eating lately.

"I'm not eating sweets ever again. I feel like crap."

He slowly opened his eyes and looked around. He was in a strange room he had never seen before. He also had no clue how he had got there. Hitsugaya pondered on how he got in here, when he remembered it was Urahara who had locked him in here. He did not appreciate this, and decided to punish Urahara.

How he was going to punish Urahara, he didn't know. First, he had to get out of this room. Problem, the door was locked.

So Hitsugaya started to make plans on busting out of the room.

-A Little While Later-

Hitsugaya heard voices. More specifically, Urahara was one of those voices. He hoped Urahara opened the door, because he had a brilliant plan on what he could do to him.

Hitsugaya got close to the door so he could listen to what they were saying.

"So, is it time to check on Hitsugaya-taichou again?" asked Tessai.

"Yes. I can't believe his been out this long. Although…" Urahara paused, "I suppose it is better, as he won't attack me. Since he seems to like getting revenge on people. I wonder why?"

"That's true. Maybe it's in the way he was raised. ….What are you going to do if he is awake?"

"I don't know. Well just have to wait and see"

Hitsugaya knew it was soon that Urahara would enter this room, and he had thought of something brilliant.

When Urahara opened the door to the closet, it was like walking into a freezer. Right away he knew that Hitsugaya was awake. What he didn't know was that ice was slowly starting to form on his body.

"So, you're awake. That's good"

"Yes."

"So…..what are you going to do now?"

"Leave."

"So…you're not going to do anything to me?"

"No, I am. In fact, my plan has already worked."

"What…" Urahara looked all around to see if there was some sort of hidden trap that might do something to him, but as far as he could tell, there wasn't any. Then he looked down. He saw the ice almost to his chest and still growing. "...the fuck? You're covering me in ice! When'd you do start that?"

"Do you have some sort of issues that we don't know of?"

"No, what makes you say that?"

"You like to take revenge on people."

"And how does that mean I have issues?"

"I don't really know. It just doesn't seem natural, that's all."

"Well, I don't. I just don't like being messed with. Good bye." With that, Hitsugaya left Urahara as the ice stopped just below his chin.

-A Short While Later-

"I wonder how things went with Hitsugaya?," a concerned Rukia asked.

"Urahara can handle himself," said Ichigo, "his shown he's perfectly capable before."

"True..."

"Hitsugaya-taichou!" Matsumoto exclaimed, a little surprised to see Hitsugaya walking around.

Hitsugaya paused in his walking to look at his fellow shinigami, plus one. "What?"

"I see you are back to your old self?" Everyone peering forward to see if he really was sugar-free.

"Yes."

"That's good, " she said as everyone gave a sigh of relief. "We were a little..."

"Afraid of me when I was on sugar?" Hitsugaya supplied with a smirk.

"Um...yeah, basically."

"Hey, um, where's Urahara?" Renji butted in with.

"I don't know, I haven't seen him since I left the room." Where he still is, but they don't really need to know that. "Why haven't you two dyed your hair back? It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"Oh...uh..." Ichigo and Matusumoto started.

"Don't tell me you actually like what I did to your hair?"

"No!"

"So then, why?"

"We...haven't gotten around to it yet," Matsumoto said nervously.

"Sure. Anyways, I'm going to head over to Orihime's."

"I'll go with you! I'd promise Orihime I'd help make something." And to make sure Eleanor doesn't give you anymore chocolate. We do not need a repeat performance. "Bye"

The other shingami decided to leave as well, with Renji tagging along with Rukia and Ichigo so he could learn the true power of this 'Internet'. None felt any reason to not trust Hitsugaya, and how very wrong they were.

-With Urahara-

"Help?" He questioned, unable to move at all, although he did think he had a little more neck movage, since some of the ice had melted. He looked out the doorway and saw something he didn't want to see ever again, nor did he want to see it this first time.

"Tessai!," he cried out in shock.

Tessai gave a start and turned towards the disturbance. "Urahara! What happened to you?"

"What do you think?" the sarcasm practically oozing out of him.

"Hitsugaya-taichou got you back for locking him in here. I shall help you."

"Um...yeah, about that, could you do that when you're in you're normal state of dress, because I can't bear to stand this sight any longer than necessary."

"Of course, sir."

Yeah...perhaps not as funny as I would like, but the next shall be! I promise!