MHC: At the end is the High School Musical bashing. Enjoy!

"Welcome back to American Idol! In our last episode, we saw my imaginary friends perform, now we voted and—" – MHC

"THIS ISN'T AMERICAN IDOL!.!.!" – All

/There was a small pause…/
"…Why didn't ya say so?" – MHC

"I swear, she can be quite stupid at times…" – Bob

MHC is in the background singing the "Camp Fire Song, Song" as seen on Sponge Bob Square Pants wile in another pointless deep thought/

"It's the C-A-M-P F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song…" – MHC

/Everyone anime sweat-drops/

"Y'know what I wanna be when I grow up?" – Fred

"No, what?" – Bob

"A… SINGER!" – Fred

"NO!" – Bob

"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like: 'It's better than yours' damn right, it's better than yours…" – Fred

/Bob throws a book at his head and Fred falls to the floor K.O.-ed/

"Thank you Bob." – MHC

"It's quite alright." – Bob

/Fred suddenly wakes up and starts singing again/

"My humps! My hump, my hump, my humps! MY HUMPS THEY GOT YOU—!"

/Everyone tackles him, ties him up, bounds and gags him/

"That'll hold him for a while." – Misaki

/In a muffled voice, you can hear Fred singing the Barbie Girl song/

"…Idiot." – All

"This is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, the Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ansen Ricky." – Bob

"Awe crap." – Fred

"GOD DAMMIT, BOB! DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!" – Fred

"WTF?" – Bob

"Maybe it's just me… But I believe we're gonna have to get medieval on your buttocks." – Prince Albert IAC

"Ok…?" – MHC

"I'm an emo kid, nothing conforming as can be. You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me." – Prince Albert IAC

(TAKE ONE!)

/Fred points at something but the camera is still zoomed in on him so you don't know what it is/

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" – Fred

…

(TAKE FIFTY!)

/Fred points at something but the camera is still zoomed in on him so you don't know what it is/

"I'm buyin' you a pizza." – Fred

…

(TAKE SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE!)

/Fred points at something but the camera is still zoomed in on him so you don't know what it is/

"!" – Fred

…

(TAKE FOUR THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE!)

/Fred points at something but the camera is still zoomed in on him so you don't know what it is/

"Oh this is getting frustrating!" – Fred

"I'm walking on sunshine—OWWWW!" – MHC

"And I'm startin' to feel burnt! All right now!" – Misaki

"Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the light are dim and tour hands are shaking as you sliding off your dress.—" – Fred

/Misaki punches Fred and walks off, pissed/

"Oh, you touch my tra-la-la. Mmm, my ding-ding-dong." – Fred

/Misaki punches him again but this time he goes through 5 walls and lands in a guys bathroom/

"Hey I heard Misaki got an A+ in math class the other day. Ohhh right; that was MY girlfriend." – Fred

"That's really funny." – Bob

"Oh and I heard Alexis got detention… For flipping off her gym teacher. Ohhh right; That was YOUR girlfriend." – Fred

"Hey I heard Misaki punched you in the chest really hard." – Bob

"Wha…?" - Fred

"Oh, woops that was me." – Bob

/Bob punched Fred's chest really hard/

"It's peanut butter jelly time—Peanut butter jelly time! Wheyiat, wheiyat! Do the peanut butter jelly—peanut butter jelly—peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!" – Prince Albert IAC

/Everyone accept Fred anime sweat-drops/

"Shake that laffy-taffy!" – Fred

/Misaki punched him… AGAIN/

"RUN CHU-CHEW, RUUUUN!" – Alexis

"I gotta pee." – Chu-Chew

"You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes…" – Mr. Speckles

/Mr. Speckles closes eyes/

"Oh you'll open them… You'll have to breathe sometime…" – Consh

"No I—wait… What do my eyes have to do with breathing?" – Mr. Speckles

/A guitar is played/

"Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal Shmugo the Scottish bat. This song is about a whale. No! This is about being happy! It's called the happy-happy joy-joy song!" – Shmugo

/Guitar is being played in a nice tune/

"Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy-joy, Happy-happy joy, joy ,joy!" – All

/The guitar is about to do the traditional 'Do-do-do-do-do… Doop, doop' when it's interrupted/

"Now I don't think your happy enough!" – Shmugo

/The song and guitar go super fast so it sounds like hamsters are singing/

",!" – All"

"Lemme borrow that top, lemme borrow that top, lemme borrow that top. That's such a cute top—lemme borrow it." – Fred

"Ok…?" - MHC

"These shoes are $300, these shoes are $300 dollars, these shoes are 300 and FUCKING dollars… Let's get 'em!" – Fred

"WTF?" – All

"I laugh at you pitiful attempt at 'spying'. Here I go; HAHAHAHAHA!" – Consh

"I don't want to know your name I just want, BANG-BANG-BANG!" – Fred

/Misaki punches Fred and he goes hurtling into space/

"MISUGAARA FRED IS BLASTING OFF AAGAAAaaaaaaaaaain…!"

/There's a small spot of light and with a 'Ping' Fred is gone/

MHC: Chapter 4 is a comin to ya soon people! And remember kids: High School Musical is bad for you health—like crack!

Awkward silence

MHC: Ehm, well, Please R&R!