Yay for Flames

Yes, it's been a while. But I thought I'd finally take the time to give a perfect example of what a flaming ass looks like! Despite my long and drawn out letter telling them to shut the fuck up. It's so nice that people provide me examples! Stupid mortals! Enjoy the following flame:

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"Kindly stop using Takahashi's characters as your mouthpiece in a cheap way to get around the rules. If you have something like this to say, then open a forum and say it there.

You can tag Bakura's name on it from now til doomsday and it won't change the fact this is you spilling this garbage.

You know something? All the really good writers of this site would tell you to take your comments and shove them up your ass, because they know how to actually take criticism and strive to get better at what they're doing. They don't think every single comment that tells them they've errored somewhere is a slight to their sacred and holy words. They might not agree but they don't whine about it like the bad writers do.

I have yet to see a Mary Sue that actually had thought put into it beyond "Which extra Millennium Item does she have?" and "Should she have dated Yami, Seth, or Akefia in Ancient Egypt, or perhaps all three at the same time?"

Some people don't like Sues: and they have every right to bitch about them.

We have seen their characters from them: in the manga and the anime. This is just a cheap excuse to write badly and not get told you suck.

You are not Bakura. Because Bakura...would not CARE!"

"Kindly stop using Takahashi's characters as your mouthpiece in a cheap way to get around the rules. If you have something like this to say, then open a forum and say it there.

"Kindly stop using Takahashi's characters as your mouthpiece in a cheap way to get around the rules. If you have something like this to say, then open a forum and say it there.

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Mouth piece? How rude. You must think highly of yourself to talk to the Great Bakura in such a manner. Are you upset because you're one of these flamers and I merely called you on it? I've broken no rules seeing as how I'm a fictitious character speaking in light of all the authors who use me in which ever way they please.

I tagged my name on it bitch. Or don't you understand the concept of roleplaying and FANfiction?

So, in otherwords you're telling everyone else who reviewed in agreement that they are bad writers. I suppose that you're a professional novelist then? Or maybe...you're a self righteous dipshit with a closed mind, and a need to incriminate yourself.

After all, my name, past or present was never and will never be "Akefia." Yami Yugi's name is 'Atemu' not simply 'Yami', and Priest Seto is not 'Seth'. Those my friend, and gross fan misinterpretations which incriminate you to the point that your argument against me is practically void. You come typing your plain words like the mortal you are when you do not even aquire the knowledge to compete with me. If you dont like Mary Sues, then stop using the terminology that accompany them. Because you only look more foolish than before. ...Tch, Akefia...BAH! N00b.

A Mary Sue is the author's choice. They don't have to be 'good'. They don't have to meet your standards. You are not important to any of the authors whose story you read and dislike. They are writing to release their imagination and people like you want them to hold that back on their hard drives. What makes you more worthy? How about this, you hold back all of your creative writing and never share it. You won't do that will you? They shouldn't have to either.

Perhaps you should actually READ more of the fanfiction you claim you have read. Do you actually know the difference between "you suck" and "You could use some work in this area?" Do you even recognize that one is not a flame and one is? Do you know which one? Are you sure? Because you just contradicted yourself when you say to "constructive critique them", and then turn around and call other people's works not up to par with your standard. Like my letter for example.

Some people don't like Mary Sues: They don't have the right to FLAME about it. Flame all they want on their own damn time and their own damn stories, but click the back button other wise. No one likes uninteligable bitching.

Ignorant peasant, you know nothing about me (clearly since you address me as Akefia). Who are you to enstate laws on how I should be? Bah. The only person who has that power is my original creator (and he doesn't pay enough attention to me anyway.) Are you mad because my grammatical skills are better than yours? And with a shitty keyboard no less!

When I asked for a real flame, I wanted something of...higher quality. I'm not cheap, in fact, I'm very expensive. I only steal the best and piss of the most famous (I'm looking at you Pharaoh). This...is childish babbling aimed to offend when it only made me cackle. SO much in fact, I laughed, forgot about it for a long ass time, and finally decided to amuse myself by voiding off your whole argument...Which I believe I have. Since you can't seem to keep yourself from sounding like an opinionated bastard who doesn't feel that other people are deserving of producing the things they like.

I am Bakura. And you're right, I don't care.

I just like pissing off losers like you!

P.S. Next time, grow some balls and sign in when you flame. Lame ass.

Love, The Great Bakura.

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Leo: Yes, this is a real flame, achieved in the writing of Bakura's letter. Yes I am aware I am not Bakura. Yes, I am aware that I used him as a way to get my point across, however I think of that as creative use of characters. Many agreed with what Bakura said. Everyone has the right to go about their own hobbies without being crucified for it. Because I happen to be a radical in the ideas of free creativity for all, I don't think I can stand by and watch as no one makes any effort at all. I do not think I am an exceptional writer, but I do not think that stating feelings that are shared by many makes me a 'bad' writer. I am not complaining because I have been flamed. I'm complaining because I see it too much. I HAVE been flamed...but I can take it and I enjoy shoving it back in people's faces. However I don't like seeing it done on people who don't deserve it.

For those of you who agree, you show me that you appreciate people and their creativity. You are true, down to earth people and I appreciate your very existence! Keep being real guys! Flamers get their kicks out of those who back down and let them have their way!

Thank you for reading!