Cg: Ok, this a product of trying to ignoring plot bunnies, I ignore them, they multiply. Also I don't own anything to do with this game at all. R-normal E-thoughts A-emotion D-Povs

Genis

I can't believe I'm doing this. I thought as I slowly knocked on the door in the inn.

"I'm coming." Said a voice from inside the room.

Then the door opened. "Hello what is- Oh, hey Brat." The illustrious Chosen of Tethealla.

"Hi Zelos." I said.

"Look Brat, just get to your point quickly, because I'm very tired, and I need my sleep." He said irritated.

"Well Ass, my own little pet name for the red headed idiot, if you must know I needed to talk to you!" I said, starting to regret my desicion of choosing him to talk to.

"What is it about?" He asked, curious.

"I'll tell you inside." He then moved out of the doorway, and we both took a chair.

"Ok Brat, what's so important, that you had to interrupt the great Zelos?"

"Mithos." I stated straight to the point.

"Whoa Genis, I know your super annoying, but your the smart one! Don't tell me that last battle killed some brain cells, you should be talking to Lloyd about this!" He said, extremely confused.

"You're a complete idiot Zelos. Don't you get it, you are the only person I can talk to. Lloyd is my best friend and more importantly he is the hero, the hero, you don't tell the hero about emotional problems you have concerning your other best friend that has killed countless people, and is there fore classified as the villian! It's just not done."

"Well what about everybody else?"

"Oh fine then, if you really need to , excusing some obvious genetic differences, is an almost exact carbon copy of Lloyd. Colette for all her good traits is too nice, too kind, and way too naive to have this type of discussion. Regal, the noble man he is, could not get past all the death and destruction Mithos caused. Raine would act all sisterly and motherly, and probably wouldn't even let me get my point across. Presea would most likely understand, if not for the fact that I turn into a blithering idiot whenever I'm near her. So you, with your horrible past, and with everyone else eliminated, were the obvious choice."

"Oh, I se- wait a minute, horrible past? GENIS! How the hell did you find out, Brat?" He said sounding very pissed off.

"Heh-heh, well you see I was reading a book by the doorinside, and you two weren't exactly being quiet."I said in my defense.

I then heard Zelos sigh and say, "Well, now that I found out you know, could you lay off of the insults?" He jokingly pleaded.

"Not a chance in heck, you idiot." I affirmed.

He then chuckled."I guess some things will never change." He then turned serious.

"Now that we've gotten all that out of the way, I assume that you wanna talk about ways to keep that half-elf and my bud from killing eachother?"

"Well even if you don't have tact or smarts, you have a little intuition to get you by." I commented.

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that, and I will just imagine you said yes."

"Whatever helps your self-esteem."

"Yeah yeah, all joking aside you've only got two options."

"Well what are they?" I asked.

Okay, there's plan A, you don't fight at all, because you can't choose, and watch as Lloyd, Mithos, and all the rest of us die."

"That is not an option, that is a heartless ultamium."

"I knew you would say that." He smirked.

"Shut your mouth, and continue."

"Oh fine, there's always Plan B, where you then wait for everyone, but Mithos and Lloyd to get to the sidelines, and then you threaten then with one of those massive lightning explosion death bombs of Doom-

"Don't you mean my Indignation Judgement?"

"Yeah, what you said. Anyway, you threaten the two of them that you'll release it right on there face, if they don't stop fighting."

"Very tempting, except for the that they both would probably think I was nuts, and send a demon fang/deatheater at me so that I'd be unconscious for the remainder of the battle. Don't you have a Plan C?"

"I do, but you aren't goingto like it." He said.

"I will be the judge of that." I stated firmly.

"Ok then, Plan C is that you forget this entire conversation."

"What do you mean?"

"Genis, you're not stupid, you know exactly what I mean. We have come too far to back out now, and if we do both the Mana seed and Derris-Kharlan will be gone, and these two worlds will die. Beside's you saw how Kratos and Yuan were in the Torrent Forest, take that and multiply it by 20, you get Mithos."

"Zelos, I don't know if I'll actually go along with anyone of those plans, but regardless of whether I do one of them or not, I just want to thank you."

Thank me, for what?"

"Whenever I needed to act like a fool, or be normal, Lloyd was there." Yet, no matter how close we got I could never really be super smart, or throw out a good insult, until you came along."

So basically I'm your 3rd best friend/person you live to annoy?"

"Yep, that pretty much sums it up." I agreed.

"See you are a brat." He said gleefully.

"Oh, whatever Zelos." I said.

"Hey Genis, you want some cocoa?"

Nah, I'll think I'll go back to my room to sleep."

"Ok then, good night Brat."

Then right before I left the room, I couldn't resist adding, "Sweet dreams Ass."

I then went off to bed with a smile on my face, and an irritated Zelos in my eye.