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A man sits in his car facing downhill from his mansion as he looks through a few envelopes. One contained a computer disk, while the other envelopes contained photographs of something scandalous if it ever goes public. As the man finishes off his drink and smokes, he begins to lose consciousness with the lack of oxygen as the car was being filled with carbon monoxide through a hose connected to the exhaust pipe. The limp body slumps over and pushes down the handbrake, causing the car to move downhill, passing by a man was walking his dog, another dog trying to bite on a water sprinkler, and then passing by a group of people doing their morning exercises. The car continues to move downhill along the straight road right into Konoha shopping mall...

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As the runaway car zipped past the different stores, no one noticed or cared about the car that had a dead driver inside. Meanwhile, at the center stage of the mall, there was a competition hosted by radio hosts Kitsune and Keitaro...

"Welcome to HINA FM's RADIO CAR competition, where you could win a new Car!"

"Look out!" One of the audience members called out as the runaway car hits the stage, flinging the dead body into the air and lands right into the driver's seat of the new car, only to have the car on the move...

At that moment, Sasuke and Neji were having ramen at a ramen shop, only to see the car drive past them.

Sasuke and Neji ignored their meal and chased after the runaway car.

"Don't worry! We're with the ANBU ZERO!" Sasuke yelled out as he holds out his ID badge.

Suddenly, one of the cars wheels was popped, causing it to make a turn into a fountain. The car crashed into a fountain with water filling the car and the dead body's head on the steering wheel.

"He's one very cool customer," Sasuke said to Neji.

Both Sasuke and Neji took their kunais out of their holsters and slowly moved closer to the dead man and Sasuke yelled out, "One wrong move you're a dead man!" At that instant, the car's airbags popped out, followed by screams and flying kunais...

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Stinking Shurikens

Prologue: One Dead Business Man

A/N: This fanfic and My SchoolMate, The Shinobi, have no relationto each other even if I post them on the same day. The Hokage Files will go on Hiatus until these fanfics are done.