Kill Me Now

Gilmore Girls

A/N: ok, so I've been reading fan fiction for a long time now (thanks to my best friend Em who got me addicted. Thanks Em! lol) anyway, I'm completely obsessed with Gilmore Girls (the show and the fan fic! Just check out my profile, trust me you'll see.) I also love Matt Czuchry! Yay for Logan! I hate Lits and Rory/Dean. Trorys are ok, but Rogans are my absolute favorite!

Anyway... the idea for this story just popped into my head. It's my first attempt at writing something Gilmore Girls. I wrote something Harry Potter, but I didn't like it, so it's now in the Recycle Bin. Lol. Although remember my friend Em I mentioned earlier? Well her pen name is emsiok and if you like Harry Potter, read her stuff, but if you read Harry Potter: The Untold Story on her account, I am the co author. So I guess I do have something published on here, just under her name. It's pretty funny, a parody sorta.

So back to this story, cause honestly, I've rambled enough. The idea popped into my head after reading many other stories, and this will also include a little personal experience. I took a summer gym class last summer and on the hell-o-meter, between 1 and 10, it was an 11. Terrible experience, but hey, at least my friends were there. Anyway, I thought that could be an interesting thing for Rory right? She hates physical activity and all, but hey, who hasn't had to take a gym class in their life? Anyway, this will be set at Chilton during the summer, before Senior year begins, and Rory has known Logan, Colin, Finn, Steph and Paris all her life. Lorelai is married to Luke and April does not exist. ('cause honestly that situation threw me for a loop, and it seriously pissed me off! Sorry, I'm ranting again) They live in Stars Hollow, while everyone else lives in Hartford. Rory is dating Dean right now, but not for long 'cause I really don't like him too much. As I said before, Logan is my favorite! So, I think that's all you need to know. Read and review and if there are any question, please ask, I don't want too much confusion. Thanks! And not all authors notes will be this long, most likely just this one. Ok, on with the story!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I own absolutely nothing, except the painful memories of summer gym. Lol. I don't own the title of this story either, because it's the title to episode number three from the first season, where Rory plays golf with her grandpa, I thought that would be good, since she had to play a sport for school, and this story is gym class for school. It all works. Lol

Rory Gilmore stepped into the Chilton gym with her water bottle, looking for her friends. When she spotted them she walked toward them with a scowl on her face. She had needed one more gym credit and her best friend Logan Huntzberger had convinced her to take the summer course with him and the rest of their friends so she wouldn't have to take it during the school year.

"Logan Huntzberger!" she screamed when she got closer to them.

"What's up Ace?" Logan asked as he looked up at her from his sitting position on the floor.

"7:30! It's 7:30 in the morning! I now officially hate you." she said as she sat down between him and Finn.

"C'mon Ace. It's not that bad." he said.

"Uh, yea it is mate." Finn said, now jumping into the conversation. "She's right it's 7:30, such an un-Godly hour. Damn sun, it's out. I can't have any alcohol. This sucks." he said

"Ace, just think of it this way. I promised to bring you coffee every morning before school starts. And I will come with you to Friday night diners all during Senior year. Then, I promised you movie nights afterwards. You are clearly getting more out of this than me." he said.

"Do you promise you'll come to the diners 'cause those are not something to joke about." she said.

"Yea, Ace. I promise." He said.

"Ok. I can't really get out of this class anyway, I'm already here." she said sounding a bit disappointed.

"Cheer up Ace, it'll be fun!" Logan said, trying to make her happy. "Now what's in your water bottle? Because coffee probably isn't the best choice of beverage for after running." he said.

"No Logan, it's not coffee, it's wat... wait, did you say running?" She asked, her voice slightly rising.

"Yes.." he said, praying that he wasn't about to be hit.

"God, could this day get any worse?" She asked.

"Hello Mary!" Tristan said as he walked into the gym and toward Rory, Logan Finn Colin, Steph, and Paris. (A/N: who are in the class as well, they just haven't said anything yet, except Finn. Lol)

"Uhh..." Rory groaned as she put her head in her hands. "I spoke to soon."

"Oh, come on Mar, you know you love me." Tristan said.

Rory scoffed, "Yeah right."

"Mary, you wound me."

"Please Tristan, just your ego is hurt." At this comment everyone started laughing.

"Nice one Ace."

"Hey, shush you. Your ego can be just as big sometimes." she said. He was silent. "It's too early." she said again. "I'm tired. Nighty Night." she said as she put her head on Logan's shoulder.

"How many cups of coffee did you have this morning Ror?" Colin asked, finally speaking up.

"Five" Rory answered.

"And you're still tired?" Tristan questioned.

Rory's head shot up and she sent him a death glare. "Yes." she said as she put her head back on Logan's shoulder.

"You obviously don't know just how addicted to coffee she is." Paris said. "Five cups barely gets her going."

"Yea, my usual morning amount is seven but I didn't have time for two more...maybe because this class starts so damn early." she whined.

"Yea, Logan has to bring her coffee every day of school next year because she agreed to take this class." Steph said.

"Gilmore's and running, don't mix." Finn added.

"It's in our rule book." Rory said. "Along with having to have a coffee addiction." she added.

Just then the gym teacher came in and took attendance. After that he gave them their first task.

"Ok class, lets start with five warm up laps around the gym. Then get into three lines for stretching." he said and then he blew his whistle, signaling for them to start. Everyone got up and started to run.

"And so the torture begins." Steph said.

"Just kill me now." Rory muttered as she ran alongside Paris and Steph.