(A/N: Yes people. It took us over a year, but HeartofDragon and I got off our asses long enough to write the second chapter. I know. We're bad. But all that aside, read on people.)

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“Good evening Riza.” Fuehrer Roy Mustang (yes, he finally did it!) said genially, as he shuffled into the Central Headquarters with some paperwork.

“…Fuehrer, I wish you wouldn’t address me so personally at work.” Colonel Riza Hawkeye, soon to be Mrs. Roy Mustang, said coolly, as she put the stack of manila file folders into the bottom drawer of her desk and shut it with a snap.

“Aw, come on Riza!” Roy said childishly, slumping forward on her desk in the immature fashion of a teenager, “Don’t be like that!”

“If you’ll excuse me Fuehrer.” Riza said calmly, saluting her superior, “I have to get home and get dinner started...unless you don’t want to eat tonight.”

She exited the office, Roy’s eyes trailing after her as he thought, “Oh…she’s good.”

He sighed and looked up at the mountain of paperwork he still had to fill out that was just teetering on an avalanche filling with resentment at the gigantic stack as he did so.

“If I’dve known that THIS was what’s involved with being Fuehrer, I would’ve dropped this dream a LONG time ago.” Roy sighed dejectedly, his hand beginning to cramp with phantom pains from all the hours of paperwork that lay ahead.

“This is so unfair.” He sighed, “I should offload this on the Elric brothers again. That’ll make me fell better. Speaking of which…where are those guys? I haven’t seen them all day.”

He pushed himself away from the desk and, deciding inwardly that he was gonna drag his feet until he found a sacrificial lamb to dump all his red tape on, began walking aimlessly through the building, finally arriving at the basement.

“Why th’ hell did I…come here of all places?” Roy though to himself, opening to door with a shrug, “…oh well. Better than paperwork.”

A blinding red light clouded his vision, a violent pulling sensation and the next thing Roy knew, he was flying head first towards a wall, past three visibly startled people and one person who looked like she couldn’t have cared less.

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-WHUUD-D-D-D-

Milling about the apartment still harassing the boys with the images the saw on "Jerry Springer" the girls were thoroughly amusing themselves.

"Ooooooo! Naked midget, NAKED MIDGET!!!” Krystal teased chasing the disgusted older brother around, who was attempting to avoid the picture she was trying to shove in his face.

The younger however stared bewildered at the T.V., now showing a Cialis commercial, trying to figure out how a woman that fat woman managed to squeeze herself into a size 4.

Then, out of the blue, a glowing red light was emitted from the computer and in a near blinding flash, a man in a blue coat flew through and rammed into the wall next to the T.V.

"…nice distance buddeh. That puts you three meters ahead of those two." Sono said dryly as she turned back to make sure the computer was still working, “Good thing he missed the T.V.”

The other three were startled and damn near frozen in place for a few moments after the mystery man flew through. The silence was soon broken however...

"Pffffffffffft…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE RAN RIGHT INTO THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PWAHAHAHAHA!" Krystal laughed hysterically as the man came around and begun righting himself.

"Mustang?" Ed pried at the back of the man now rubbing his head in utter confusion.

"Elric?" he asked spinning slowly away from the wall, seeing first Al on the couch with a dumb confused innocent look on his face then settling on the older brother. "What’s going on Elric? Where are we, and who are these girls?"

"Um we’re still not sure about that, we just got here a few hours ago." Al mumbled in his direction, still VERY much in shock.

"Yeah I can tell you this though, these girls are PSYCHOS." Ed blurted numbly to him, then slowly looking between them.

"Awww…you say that like it’s a bad thing." Sono teased.

Roy righted himself and faced the four, Sono now standing next to Krystal, who was still snickering at the major face plant of said fuhrer.

"Hehehe, you know your gonna fix that." Krystal stated pointing to the hole his head made in the wall.

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"What? Wait! I suggest you tell me what the hell is going on right now! Where am I and who the hell are you!?" he demanded starting to get irritated with the girls, who by now were both laughing uncontrollably because they had finally noticed that the hole was in the shape of his face.

"You, your in another world." Sono choked out through bits of laughter.

"Wait-what? Another world what do you mean?" Roy grilled them.

"Just look around you, Roy boy, do you see anything you recognize?" Sono snorted, rolling her eyes.

"What? How do you know who I am?" he asked out loud, looking around their apartment and landing on a picture of someone in a state uniform, on the front of a "doujinshi"…whatever that was. He went to pick it up only to have the boys stop him.

"NO! Mustang you don’t wanna see what’s in there!" Ed yelped at the surprised fuehrer.

"Yeah its horrible! Please! Just put it down now!" Al added.

"What…has happened to these boys?" Roy thought numbly still utterly confused.

Unfortunately for him, he chose to ignore the warning and flipped the book open. It appeared harmless enough…at first.

But soon it spun out into a horrifying display of male on male butt sex (involving a very dead, and very trusted friend) that sent Roy’s mind dribbling out his ears, onto the floor and into the carpet fibers.

His face had turned the color of sour milk and the fan comic fell from his hands. Sono leaned down casually and calmly checked it for rips, creases or wrinkles while Krystal took a far more different approach.

“ECHO-Echo-echo…anbody hoooomme?” she called into the fuehrer’s ear. Krystal’s psychotic grin grew when Roy’s face remained fixed in it’s shocked expression.

“Looks like it’s alright.” Sono said absentmindedly, turning the pages of the doujinshi slowly and carefully, inspecting each page with care.

“Well, you know, the boys did warn you.” Krystal chimed cheerfully at the fuehrer.

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“W-whuh was, what was that!?” Roy yelped looking up from the spot on the floor where he was staring, sporting a terrified, furious and disgusted look all at the same time.

“Oh, this is a doujinshi. It’s a yaoi fanfiction made by huge fans of yours.” Sono replied casually.

“Why the hell do you HAVE that?” the bewildered military leader bleated through confused and angry tears. “And why with him? He was my closest friend and he’s dead now! Have you people no respect!?”

“What about the super mini skirts you wish to make all your female officers wear? That isn’t perverted?” Krystal teased back. Roy could only gawp at her trying to regain his composure after the mind blowing –eeeEEEwwwww- he just laid his eyes upon.

“How’d you know about…” He started, then changed the subject. “Not the point! I should burn that foul thing along with you two!”

The boys looked at each other. If they learned anything from the last several hours with the girls, this was a BAD idea.

“Ooo, fire. Can I help?” Sono asked, looking up instantaneously from the doujinshi in her hands to stare expectantly at Roy, “As long as you leave the doujin alone you’re fine. Hell, I’ll help you burn th’ entire complex down if you want.”

“…excuse me-WHAT?” Roy gawked, unable to believe the lunacy this girl had just spouted.

“Now, now…if we burn this place down we hafta move again.” Krystal chided.

“So? The apartment managers an ass.” Sono snorted, folding her arms over her chest, “I don’t care.”

“Well I do! I don’t wanna move again.” Krystal moaned whinily, stamping her feet.

“KEEP IT DOWN YA IDJITS!” the apartment manager yelled through the wall, startling Roy half to death as he was standing right next to it.

“WHY SHOULD WE? ALL YOUR DOING IS WATCHING PORN!” Sono shouted back, giving the offending wall a kick.

“WELL YOU’RE HARSHIN’ MY BONER! PUT A LID ON IT!” The manager screamed back.

“HOWABOUT NO ULTRAPERV?” Sono bellowed, punching the wall this time.

Roy’s head was whirling, he had only arrived in their world moments ago and he was already sick of them. “EVERYBODY SHUT UP!” demanded the uber annoyed Mustang. “And someone, PLEASE tell me what in the hell is going on NOW!” His patience had become paper thin, and at any moment could completely tear through it.

“Chill man, sheesh.” Krystal stated pulling Sono away from the wall to prevent any further annoyance of their manager. “We’ll explain if you calm the heck down!”

“Yeah the boys are getting used to us, and like we told them, we have no idea how long you’ll be here, so, r-e-l-a-x.” Sono stated slumping down on the couch between the boys.

“Fine.” Roy finally stated, taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly. “But let the Elric brothers explain it please.” He finished looking at Ed, who had been amazingly quiet the last couple minutes.

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(A/N: Don't know when we'll update this again, but we'll try people. We'll try. R&R!)